Well, it's official. The old lady is dead.
I'll truly miss her. She had a hell of an impact on my life. And I loved her dearly.
The silver lining of this thundercloud is that now my grandfather will finally leave the house. He's lived within spitting distance of San Antonio for years and years and hasn't been anywhere in SA except to the doctor's...
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I'll truly miss her. She had a hell of an impact on my life. And I loved her dearly.
The silver lining of this thundercloud is that now my grandfather will finally leave the house. He's lived within spitting distance of San Antonio for years and years and hasn't been anywhere in SA except to the doctor's...
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happygrl:
Sorry to hear about all that 
Shiraz is a dry red wine...yummy 
I would like to try the wolf stuff.... and the sink goes no where...I postponed for a weekend without the kids 
Shiraz is a dry red wine...yummy I would like to try the wolf stuff.... and the sink goes no where...I postponed for a weekend without the kids 
itwasduke:
Damn dude...
Just got The Call. My Grandmother is either dead, or very soon to be dead. What sucks is I can't get out there. I need to swing by school and take care of some stuff I should have taken care of a long time ago. My propensity for putting shit off until the last minute is becoming a very, very fucking serious problem. A horrible...
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girly:
I'd buy you a bottle if 1. I had the money and 2. I lived out there. Sorry.
My parents and grandparents had these giant globe shaped bars and every time someone opened one, I was right there. I loved the smell. It was a mixture of good furniture polish and every kind of top shelf alcohol they kept in the bar. Every once in a while I smell the one at my mom's house just to take me back.
My parents and grandparents had these giant globe shaped bars and every time someone opened one, I was right there. I loved the smell. It was a mixture of good furniture polish and every kind of top shelf alcohol they kept in the bar. Every once in a while I smell the one at my mom's house just to take me back.
Holy God, where to start? I guess the beginning. This is long, but keep in mind that this is the best journey I’ve ever taken – so it’s worth the read. Especially when it comes to the German Collegiate Volleyball babe I met in Atlanta (no joke...but that’s further down).
First I ended up going to school on Friday, but only to flirt with my...
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First I ended up going to school on Friday, but only to flirt with my...
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girly:
That's crazy! But kinda cool, too 
happygrl:
Welcom back...and thanks for the offer...I just might have to call you after I have completey jacked it up 
Go take a shower
Go take a shower Wouldn't'cha know it - I buy a ten dollar carry on bag for the flight at Wal-Mart and it's too small by like a fucking inch. There's just no way I can make everything fit, but it's by such a small amount it's frustrating. Now I have to take my big huge military duffel bag cause that's the only other piece of luggage...and you know...
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girly:
Have a good trip!
OK, so My Day; Revisited.
Woke up waaaay too late, but enjoyed every second of it. As I climbed up out of the darkness of a good night's slumber I somehow knew that this had been the first night of undisturbed sleep I've had in a very, very long time. On this point I half expected to find someone else in bed with me (don't...
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Woke up waaaay too late, but enjoyed every second of it. As I climbed up out of the darkness of a good night's slumber I somehow knew that this had been the first night of undisturbed sleep I've had in a very, very long time. On this point I half expected to find someone else in bed with me (don't...
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girly:
I'm still laughing over this:
Yeah, I wish you lived here too. Then maybe we could play doctor and I could try and get you naked every time you had a sore throat ...Oh, Lord, did I just SAY that?
Yeah, I wish you lived here too. Then maybe we could play doctor and I could try and get you naked every time you had a sore throat ...Oh, Lord, did I just SAY that?
girly:
Good luck with reading the encyclopedias....let em know how it goes. Maybe I'll randomly quiz you to see if you've retained any of the information.
Good luck with reading the encyclopedias....let em know how it goes. Maybe I'll randomly quiz you to see if you've retained any of the information. Whoa ho ho! SNAP! Can we say "eat your heart out Bond"? The outfit I picked up for my sister's wedding is insane. The fucking thing, minus the socks, shoes and tie, cost over a bill and a half. But it's pimp. P-I-M-P type pimp. I wish I had a fuckin' camera to put this shit up online.
The wine I got cost about fifty...
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The wine I got cost about fifty...
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therealtexasguy:
Yes, that's right. Nazi Chickens are the ones Bill O'Reilly screws. Not just any chickens, not like the rest of us, but NAZI chickens...that Sick Fuck...
I got this cool new book about Pirates and the kinds of ships and weapons and hideouts and tactics they used. It's a geek book, but it's still very interesting.
Reading "The Princess Bride" is fucking kick ASS. The book is a thousand times more hilarious and cool then the movie ever hoped to be.
Need to go to FUCK! I forgot to go to...
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Reading "The Princess Bride" is fucking kick ASS. The book is a thousand times more hilarious and cool then the movie ever hoped to be.
Need to go to FUCK! I forgot to go to...
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girly:
I wish we lived closer together so I could borrow some of your books.
susannahjoy:
that book rocks. my favorite part was about how she became the most beautiful woman and the downfall of all the previous most beautiful women.
Sometimes I get this feeling like I'm suffocating, like my lungs aren't working right - but I never get dizzy or anything, so I know I'm OK. Strange, this doesn't feel like any of the other anxiety attacks I've been wont to have throughout my life.
If I can make it one and a half more months, I will have officially not had sex the...
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If I can make it one and a half more months, I will have officially not had sex the...
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xojessxo:
Well, I'm happy to hear you like readin my entries.
Can you believe its already Thursday! I can't wait for the weekend to get here. Have any big plans???
Can you believe its already Thursday! I can't wait for the weekend to get here. Have any big plans???
girly:
Hey you. Hmm, I don't believe you've never spent the night in jail...
If you have any love of life, liberty, freedom or hope, you'll vote for John F. Kerry. Please? Sexual favors for Kerry votes - just don't tell the US Election Commission...I could go to jail... But don't worry, me maties, pirates the likes of me fear not the gallows! argh! 
Sorry, that last part was kind of weak, but I'm on a Pirate Kick this...
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But don't worry, me maties, pirates the likes of me fear not the gallows! argh!
Sorry, that last part was kind of weak, but I'm on a Pirate Kick this...
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therealtexasguy:
Don't forget, my ailing grandmother said if Kerry wins she'll recover! So get out the Kerry vote...don't worry, she'd get the joke if she read this...
So get out the Kerry vote...don't worry, she'd get the joke if she read this...I have a big test today in macroeconmics. I expect to do marginally well. I am as prepared as I can be with only an hours study, but feel it will be sufficient to get a passing grade (of course, a passing grade on this guy's tests are in the 60 range). I still haven't opened my book, but most of it is common sense...
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girly:
My grandmother is dying too. I feel terrible because I can't make it out to see her. Even if I could, my family living close to her is fucking nuts and I don't want to be around that. I don't want my kid around that.
I hate doctors, too. Until recently, I got stuck with a whole string of idiots. I seriously had one doctor that tried to get me naked every time I went in. I had a sore throat and he wanted to do a pelvic exam. WTF?! How do these assholes get licensed?
I hate doctors, too. Until recently, I got stuck with a whole string of idiots. I seriously had one doctor that tried to get me naked every time I went in. I had a sore throat and he wanted to do a pelvic exam. WTF?! How do these assholes get licensed?