Wouldn't'cha know it - I buy a ten dollar carry on bag for the flight at Wal-Mart and it's too small by like a fucking inch. There's just no way I can make everything fit, but it's by such a small amount it's frustrating. Now I have to take my big huge military duffel bag cause that's the only other piece of luggage...and you know what I'm going to put in it? A three-ring notebook binder and two bottles of wine wrapped in plastic and then wrapped in a big comforter so they don't break. That's it. Nothing else. I'm taking this huge, kakhi green military duffel bag (complete with serial numbers) up to Seattle to hold two bottles of wine and a notebook.
Well, I leave soon. I'm not going to my class today, though I should because I get my test grade back. Either way, I am not going to go. I'm still going to school though, I want to visit with my old english teacher like I do every Monday, Wednesday and Friday (
). She's the one I'm utterly infatuated with; too bad she's married, or we could have a lot of fun together (and not all of it sexual, either).
Man, I wish I hadn't spent all my fucking cash last night - I barely have ten bucks to my name. And airplane stewardess' only serve alcohol by the dollar...unless Delta takes credit cards!?? Here's hopin'.
Well, anyone in Atlanta who wants to visit me, I'll be at your airport Sunday afternoon for two fucking hours sitting around with my nothing to do but hassle the stewardess' and snore very loudly while I sleep in the middle of the gate floor (
).
They didn't put my story about Bill O'Reilly up. "Sex, Lies and...Bill O'Reilly?". It's about his sexual harassment lawsuit and his countersuit for attempted extortion (last time O'Reilly and FOX teamed up they sued Al Franken, but dropped the lawsuit in a heartbeat). This lawsuit is cool because it alleges that O'Reilly is interested in masturbation, vibrators, and Carribean hotel shower fantasies (I am so happy I'm not joking or making this up). He is also alleged to have threatened the lives of "any woman" who complains on him and that one day Al Franken is going to get a knock on his door that's going to "turn his life upside down" or something stupid like that. Fucking hilarious stuff.
Well, I better get on gettin' on. Need to shower and shave and finish packing my ginormous duffel bag. I sure hope the wine bottles don't break - at twenty-five bucks a pop, I'm hoping they'll live up to the hype.
Well, I leave soon. I'm not going to my class today, though I should because I get my test grade back. Either way, I am not going to go. I'm still going to school though, I want to visit with my old english teacher like I do every Monday, Wednesday and Friday (
). She's the one I'm utterly infatuated with; too bad she's married, or we could have a lot of fun together (and not all of it sexual, either).
Man, I wish I hadn't spent all my fucking cash last night - I barely have ten bucks to my name. And airplane stewardess' only serve alcohol by the dollar...unless Delta takes credit cards!?? Here's hopin'.
Well, anyone in Atlanta who wants to visit me, I'll be at your airport Sunday afternoon for two fucking hours sitting around with my nothing to do but hassle the stewardess' and snore very loudly while I sleep in the middle of the gate floor (
).
They didn't put my story about Bill O'Reilly up. "Sex, Lies and...Bill O'Reilly?". It's about his sexual harassment lawsuit and his countersuit for attempted extortion (last time O'Reilly and FOX teamed up they sued Al Franken, but dropped the lawsuit in a heartbeat). This lawsuit is cool because it alleges that O'Reilly is interested in masturbation, vibrators, and Carribean hotel shower fantasies (I am so happy I'm not joking or making this up). He is also alleged to have threatened the lives of "any woman" who complains on him and that one day Al Franken is going to get a knock on his door that's going to "turn his life upside down" or something stupid like that. Fucking hilarious stuff.
Well, I better get on gettin' on. Need to shower and shave and finish packing my ginormous duffel bag. I sure hope the wine bottles don't break - at twenty-five bucks a pop, I'm hoping they'll live up to the hype.
girly:
Have a good trip!