SuicideGirls

@missy @lyxzen @rambo

For this week's @bloghomework we are telling our lame jokes! I have probably first heard this one from a cartoon called Chowder, but I'm pretty sure it's been around for a while:

- What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

- You can chop beef, but you can't pee soup!

It was funnier when I was younger
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creamcuffs:

That bison joke is hard to forget. I'll probably share that one with friends this week (and hope they don't leave me afterwards)

Feb 24

woodsman29:

A worn-out rope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Are you feeling all right?" The rope replies, "I'm a frayed knot."

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paddysorourke

heres mine

[Edited on May 30, 2006]

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naughtynixxy:

One of my favs

Feb 24

naughtynixxy:

and one more...

Feb 24

This weeks @bloghomework from @missy @lyxzen and @rambo is to tell you boobs and babes my lameo jokes...Unfortunately I only have one but enjoy:

1) You wanna hear a metaphor?! I banged this chick that's what I met a phor.

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rhea_:

Thank you much @rambo and @benjaminlongfellow

yesterday

benjaminlongfellow:

You're welcome!

yesterday

Welcome to my third coffee blog (homework) @rambo @missy @charmaine @lyxzen

I attended my first Brewing Basics class at the Counter Culture Coffee in New York this week! And yes brewing coffee is FUCKING SCIENCE! We had a few little labs where we changed various variables so we could see how different changes effected the coffee. It was hugely helpful and a lot of fun...
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butchsmith:

Don't think there is an espresso 'bean' as such... Espresso is the result of several varietal bean blends..or just one..if you don't have an espresso machine a good perculater makes a tasty brew..☕️

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woodsman29:

If I married you, would you make coffee for me? ;)

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kevinmaxwell:

Fantastic

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nick6900:

Absolutely Beautiful!!

55 mins

science fiction

"Everything is becoming science fiction. From the margins of an almost invisible literature has sprung the intact reality of the 20th century." --J.G. Ballard Come surf the future fantastic with us.

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i do believe at one point a homework assignment from @missy @rambo @lyxzen was "favorite movies"...i dont do well with this topic because i have several; but there is one in particular that's pretty relevant right now.

Natural Born Killers <3 my most recent set (shot by the super adorable @anemona), "Born Bad", was inspired by the film. It's the scene in...
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littlejohn22:

it was a great and disturbing movie, i would say Good Will Hunting is my most favourite followed close by with Saving Private Ryan

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kevinmaxwell:

WOW!!! :0

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someone's blog ended up on FP under the "best of" tab and as i glanced at it i noticed it was one of those homework assignments that we sometimes see. i'm fully aware that the purpose of those is to get SGs and hopefuls to post more original content on the site, but i thought it'd be fun to chime in and...
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shines:

Sorry I misspelled her name. My bad.

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chiwi:

@levee is the bizness, personal fave.

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kevinmaxwell:

Gorgoues eyes

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cdmullerjr:

*cringe!* :)

25 mins

psique
Hopeful Set by saria

I was alerted to some drama going on around here by @dmaggot. I hadn't seriously logged on in a day or so. What a difference a day makes! But I guess I should admit that I generally don't pay attention to drama around here, not anymore anyway.

(I've put a tl;dr at the bottom for those of you who don't...
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legman:

"The best part about flying under the radar here" YOU CAN FLY??? :O :P

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phaseish:

hot ;) naked lol I could care about the rest. We all know what this place is now a Business. no point in fucking around with the past.

1 hr

Well hello there everyone,

It has been one day since I got back home from the Shootfest and not only am I super sore from posing (my back is killing me but wait til you see how I can arch my back, WOO!) I am super sad. I wish it was Shootfest weekend every weekend haha.

Heres a picture of a bunch of us together...
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mirajane:

Holy yes please 😍

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carrcarr:

Your smile > everything

1 hr

I know there has been lots of confusion about the recent archivals and what this means for SG as a company. I want to clarify that all of the girls who were archived recently either asked to be archived, or exhibited such a pattern of unhappiness with SG that it became clear that it was best for us to part ways. We love all of...
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woodsman29:

@missy, I appreciate your care in posting just enough information about what happened to allow most people to understand. Personally, I can't follow the text message exchanges because the sender and recipient aren't labeled. I do understand more now than I did yesterday, though. I still believe that non-disclosure would have been the best option, (although I might not feel that way if I understood all the parts of it alluded to here). But if a decision is made to disclose information, it's important to make sure that the disclosure provides enough information. Disclosing a little bit is often what causes the most damage. I liked the way you handled this today, and I salute you for the care you took. It gives me confidence in your management of SG. Hang in there and keep up the good work.

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discordia:

OMG ! I wish that SG did for me HALF of what they did for her ! I would love to have HALF of the opportunity that SG gave damsel . But i glad with what i have too ! Come on, it's cool to be in this great comunit !!! I would love to be more featured on ig too, since i only am there when some of me sets get bought, but demanding to be posted 2 a week ??? I thought all of SG have the same value, i didn't noticed that we have queens over here.... All of this make me lose faith in people ... But maybe you spoiled her a litle and now she can't be humble... Sad will all of this :(

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Hello SG Land!

What's on your mind today?

It has been a while! How are you all doing?
Well well well.. were do I begin?
I have a lot of things to talk about, but in this blog I want to talk about the Suicidegirls night we organized in Bologna (Italy)!

There were so many girls: @riae @eden @tifereth @slim @gufina @stellae @rubyvelvet @lauretta
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prongs:

You're all so gorgeous and it looked like a blast!

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saralilith:

<3 <3 I love u !

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nymm
Hopeful Set by the_mortal

blitzenslayn

What do people enjoy? Straight black coffee, coffee with cream and sugar, either or? Flavored creamers? What do you like the most in your cup of coffee?

I personally prefer three spoons of sugar in the raw, covered with milk, then strong coffee on top. Trying to go down to ...

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sissybeth:

Depends on my mood! Sometimes I like strong coffee with just a splash of milk then other times I like a good latte!

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melusine2908:

milk and honey :3

2 hrs

Humor, laughing, light heartedness... I NEED this in my life! Life can be so demanding, so overwhelming, so constricting; I need to laugh! So this week's @bloghomework given by @missy and @rambo is sure to be the highlight of my week!!

**The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why did you bring your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell...
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prongs:

Stunning picture and i love those jokes!

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bindi:

Thank you all so much! :D I was sitting here, giggling like crazy, as I was typing this blog! If I crack myself up enough -and it has to be a really good one- I snort. HAHAHA!

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miranda314:

Awesome vid, can't wait to see the set when it comes out :)

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kiley:

you're the cutest girl!!

4 hrs

"Tell us about your favorite set and the day you shot it"

My favorite set until the time is The Dark Fairy. It was done in São Paulo by @yogue and I had to travel to another state, then to a distant city to find this beautiful pine forest. It's my favorite because it was made with love, everything was planned with dedication, from
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prongs:

Youre so stunning! Holy guacamole.

13 hrs

fenrisulf124:

Foxy minx

12 hrs

michastar
Hopeful Set by oda holmstad

So I feel inspired to answer to the very first question asked as @BLOGHOMEWORK

@MISSY @RAMBO @LYXZEN

"What some people think makes us strange, or weird, or fucked up, we think is what makes us beautiful.
THIS IS OUR IDEA OF BEAUTY REDEFINED."

This... Plain and simple... (Or not so simple)
These words are PERFECT and precious and I can't even begin trying to...
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prongs:

I agree so much, I've been to be official on SG since I was about 15

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missbizarre:

<3 ! Your community point of view is really inspiring! Being a SG is something that I've wanted since I was 18.

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rodedogg83:

the loveliest ladies the UK has to offer!

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aubierr1967:

The is by far the best episode of Downton Abbey I've ever seen!

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yuxi

katherine

mel

bae

riae

Blog homework - lame jokes

cool smoking pictures

HW: Lame Jokes

babilina
SG Set by talena

Cigno's Coffee Blog how to brew the perfect cup of coffee #coffeegeek#brewingcoffeeisscience

Rob Zombie puts me in the mood for fooling around!

melissa
SG Set by ralph mckeon

it's such a sin...

some favorite sets

New joke!

psique
Hopeful Set by saria

The drama llama has reared it's spitting face...

SYDNEY SHOOTFEST

Clarity

SUICIDEGIRLS NIGHT @ DECADENCE - BOLOGNA

nymm
Hopeful Set by the_mortal

How do you take your coffee?

I can be funny sometimes :P

woooop

Homework: Favorite Set

michastar
Hopeful Set by oda holmstad

Blog Homework: "What inspired you to become a SuicideGirl?" (in your case, a Hopeful!)

Mel and Chad: SuicideGirls Relaunch