@_maxx_ I thought of you right away when I saw the hoop haha

Day of my death- I want it to be the Day of pay day (I work nights) kid just got out of school, all the bills are paid and food in the house. Husband is off work and we order dinner it has got in everything is good Spook and Night are in the house. I want to head out in my favorite A Perect Circle t shirt and jeans to the gas station to get my rockstar for the shirt, just miss getting in an accident like most night because people in my city can't drive. Go inside get my drink and a pack of almonds and a lighter. Light a cig and head to work go on the over pass to work and have someone run a red light slame me into a pole and because I wasn't at work 5 minutes early like always some call my cellphone asking where I am and me gasping for air while dying. But hey... at least I didn't have to show up at work.

I've been out sailing with my brother four times. Of those four, I was thinking I was going to die on three. Of those three, the boat came back in need of repairs twice. Of those two, the last one caught us in a pretty intense squall, and shredded his sails Picture me, in the cabin with my cousin, holding hands and wearing our lifejackets, while he kneeled in the well, holding the till like a backscratcher and shouting "A three hour tour!". To his credit, each time he has brought me back to shore in one piece. I'd rather die like that, than sitting in a chair watching tv. When we going out again bro?

This 1985 satirical comedy by Albert Brooks is a woefully underappreciated masterpiece. In the film Brooks and Julie Haggerty play a yuppie couple who quit their jobs (well Brooks is actually fired) and decide to liquidate all their assets, buy a mobile home and travel across the country. There are two scenes in this that are worth the price of admission: a scene early on where Brooks expects to get a promotion at the ad agency he works for and has a slow meltdown when he doesn't get it and a scene in Las Vegas where Haggerty loses all of their saving at the roulette wheel. Brooks would go on to direct the equally hysterical Mother (1996) starring Brooks and Debbie Reynolds but this is his best comedy by far.

Even though the film I'm about to list is made by one of the world's finest directors (in my opinion!) it was panned by most people except hardcore fans of his work and even then, some of those hardcore fans questioned the film's greatness mostly due to it being about three and a half hours long. That film is David Lynch's "Inland Empire." That movie is exceptionally amazing and is a wonderful concept as well as far as screenplays go. It's worth a watch to anyone that likes Lynch films and even those that are casually into Lynch. Of course, as stated it's a three and a half hour movie so make sure you have uninterrupted time to watch this long ass film.