If you have any love of life, liberty, freedom or hope, you'll vote for John F. Kerry. Please? Sexual favors for Kerry votes - just don't tell the US Election Commission...I could go to jail... 
But don't worry, me maties, pirates the likes of me fear not the gallows! argh! 
Sorry, that last part was kind of weak, but I'm on a Pirate Kick this week.
My Grandma is going to die very soon. Hope she hangs on until I get back from the wedding.
But don't worry, me maties, pirates the likes of me fear not the gallows! argh!
Sorry, that last part was kind of weak, but I'm on a Pirate Kick this week.
My Grandma is going to die very soon. Hope she hangs on until I get back from the wedding.
therealtexasguy:
Don't forget, my ailing grandmother said if Kerry wins she'll recover! So get out the Kerry vote...don't worry, she'd get the joke if she read this...
So get out the Kerry vote...don't worry, she'd get the joke if she read this...