today's post is all about our lovely friend lavonne.
she may seem harmless and even verging on nice at times, but in fact she is insane. she may invite you to stay at your house when you have no place to live and help carry your stuff up the elevator and feed you supper and let you use her wireless, but then she will say HEY! look at this! and you will look, and it will be porn. not your run of the mill porn, either. we are talking dirtiest of the dirty. we are talking turning to see a horse stick it in a guy's bum. i wish i was kidding. i looked away but she was still watching and i could still hear the 'shlock, shlock' sound it made. i am preparing myself for nightmares this evening.
she even defended it by saying she found the link here on sg. i feel that is no defence.
haha, horse-porn aside, i have had a cool day chilling with the girl. i moved out of my house (finally! it's all done! whew! thank you for all the well-wishes) and now i'm calling her place home for the next couple weeks. while here, i've been inducted to the world of picked carrots. seriously. i shit you not. these things are G-O-O-D.
other things i've been doing lately.
♥ skateboarding a lot. did i pull a groin muscle? maybe. ow!
♥ i've been surrounded by friend-drama! laaame!
♥ i may have been seeing a lot of a certain very attractive someone these days (and i don't mean lavonne, though there's no debate about her hotness. it is there and very real). i mean a boy-type person!
♥ i may have overloaded myself on chocolate chip muffins. erg...
♥ i miss my cat. she's living with my mom while i'm couch surfing.
♥ getting all nostalgic for calgary. i haven't even left yet and i'm all mopey. haha, what a goof i am. i will be happyish to leave. i'm excited for what lies ahead!
she may seem harmless and even verging on nice at times, but in fact she is insane. she may invite you to stay at your house when you have no place to live and help carry your stuff up the elevator and feed you supper and let you use her wireless, but then she will say HEY! look at this! and you will look, and it will be porn. not your run of the mill porn, either. we are talking dirtiest of the dirty. we are talking turning to see a horse stick it in a guy's bum. i wish i was kidding. i looked away but she was still watching and i could still hear the 'shlock, shlock' sound it made. i am preparing myself for nightmares this evening.
she even defended it by saying she found the link here on sg. i feel that is no defence.
haha, horse-porn aside, i have had a cool day chilling with the girl. i moved out of my house (finally! it's all done! whew! thank you for all the well-wishes) and now i'm calling her place home for the next couple weeks. while here, i've been inducted to the world of picked carrots. seriously. i shit you not. these things are G-O-O-D.
other things i've been doing lately.
♥ skateboarding a lot. did i pull a groin muscle? maybe. ow!
♥ i've been surrounded by friend-drama! laaame!
♥ i may have been seeing a lot of a certain very attractive someone these days (and i don't mean lavonne, though there's no debate about her hotness. it is there and very real). i mean a boy-type person!
♥ i may have overloaded myself on chocolate chip muffins. erg...
♥ i miss my cat. she's living with my mom while i'm couch surfing.
♥ getting all nostalgic for calgary. i haven't even left yet and i'm all mopey. haha, what a goof i am. i will be happyish to leave. i'm excited for what lies ahead!
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I hope that all goes wiell with Lavonne,
Thanks for the congrads...I can't wait for the first book to be published. Give me your new address sometime soon and I will get you a copy of it.
Lavonne Lavonne Lavonne............shes crazy but in a "good crazy" kinda way
thats swell of her to give up her couch, Awsome stuff awaits you in VanCity