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Ok I had off from work today because I had a rehearsal at noon. So I guess with that said I wasn't really off. Regardless though, I was going to sleep in. Well I got a phone call at about 6:30 this morning from my friend Erin (not the sg). Of course some one calling me that early I thought something was wrong, so I...
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Well happy new year, the holiday season is over. Time to take down the Christmas decorations, and get ready for valentines day. I find it quite easy to get ready for valentines day,...with no one to share it with. Last night I was reduced to kissing my friend Trish when the ball dropped. Don't get me wrong, she is a very attractive girl. This will...
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I saw some kids walking around in the mall today cussing like sailors, really for no reason at all. Don't get me wrong I myself have quite the potty mouth, but these kids were doing it just to sound tough. They reminded me of an article I wrote a while back, so I thought I would post it.

Over the years the word fuck has...
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I want to start my own theater. I am sick of inconsiderate people at movie theaters. Cell phones, screaming kids, talking to the movie, getting up five times during the movie,….for nothing. I want to have ushers in all my theaters. I'm not talking about some little 15 year old kid making $6 bucks and hour, so he can pay somebody older to buy him...
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This is from an article I wrote a few years back. I thought you all might get a kick out of it?

I thought in this article I would go all Martha Stewart and shit on ya. I am here to tell you how to make your Christmas shopping experience way more enjoyable. I am sure we would all agree that half the fun of...
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Ok, so the SGKY holiday party was last night. The party/get together itself was pretty cool. Good conversation, even better people. The driving on the other hand is another story. I left my job (at a mall) and it took me well over twenty minutes to go what would normaly take me about 5 minutes, so already I was running behind. I make up the...
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Ok so here is where i sound like one of those crazy conspiracey theory guys. I think the government has had saddam for quite sometime now, and they are just now bringing him out for polical purposes. I would bet money that this trial will last until the election in fall. Oh well what do I know.

My sister got her new tattoo that I...
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I have been seeing the strangest people lately. I saw a women today bet out of her BMW, and i shit you not, put a latex glove on her right hand to pump gas. She didn't want to damage her delicate hands. When she was done she screwed the cap back on, and threw the glove away. Funny shit!

Yesterday was just wierd. I was talking to Maddy, when someone called. I had no clue who the hell she was, but i didn't want to let her know that. She wanted to hang out, so I asked her where she wanted to meet, Hoping maybe that would give me some refference to who she was, but nuth'en. Me and my quick thinking told her...
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Well SGKY is meeting in Cinci? Oh well whatever, it will be fun. As long as Maddy can get off we'll be there

Ok so i guess Yawf, and Envy are planning this SGKY X-Mas event. I just hope my friends will reschedule our secret santa night. The thing that really sucks is I am the one that suggested we do our secret santa night on the 20th, and like two days later I found out about the SGKY event. Maybe I will just bring up another day?...
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