pyrate

I want to start my own theater. I am sick of inconsiderate people at movie theaters. Cell phones, screaming kids, talking to the movie, getting up five times during the movie,….for nothing. I want to have ushers in all my theaters. I'm not talking about some little 15 year old kid making $6 bucks and hour, so he can pay somebody older to buy him cheap vodka either. I'm talking big burly guys, that will toss you in a heart beat. For example, I went to see "The Last Samurai" again last night, and when the Japanese emperor came on screen, some dumb redneck yelled "slope". This is the kind of thing that would get you tossed in my theater. Also, once the movie starts, there will be no admittance. It distracts from the beginning of the movie. If it wasn't important, they wouldn't call it the beginning. I want to develop a device that completely disables cell phones while in the theater. Oh and if you are under the age of 18, and or your mommy has to pick you up and drop you off, you will not be allowed in the theater after 9pm. This also leads to no babies. Don't get me wrong, I love babies, but the theater is not the place for them. If you can not control your own bowels how can you be expected to behave. You had the kid, you get a baby sitter. These are my rules.