pyrate

Well happy new year, the holiday season is over. Time to take down the Christmas decorations, and get ready for valentines day. I find it quite easy to get ready for valentines day,...with no one to share it with. Last night I was reduced to kissing my friend Trish when the ball dropped. Don't get me wrong, she is a very attractive girl. This will be the third year in a row we have kissed each other when the ball dropped. We call each other our sad bastard kissing partner. Oh well, such is life. A girl at the party we were at some how got my number (I may have given it to her), and she called me later, after she had left the party, and asked me to come over to her place, that she was having a few people over, wink, wink, nudge, nudge. When I finally got there she was passed out on the couch. The sad thing is there was a girl at the party that I have thought was cool for a while, just a really laid back girl. Well she was outside throwing up, and I was kind of comforting her, and taking care of her. Mind you, at the time I am drunk as well. I told her I had to go inside to get something (probably a beer?), and to stay there, that I would be right back. Well I got side tracked, I'm easily amused by anything shiny, and I think it was thirty minutes or longer later I went to check on her, and she was not to be found. So I blew that. Not that I would have tried anything with her. First off I don’t take advantage of drunk girls, It’s like winning a race against a guy in a wheel chair. Secondly she had been throwing up. I was just trying to score some brownie points. Now I know what to say when someone asks me why I am single, "Because I'm a simple idiot"