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I saw some kids walking around in the mall today cussing like sailors, really for no reason at all. Don't get me wrong I myself have quite the potty mouth, but these kids were doing it just to sound tough. They reminded me of an article I wrote a while back, so I thought I would post it.

Over the years the word fuck has lost a certain flair. Back in the seventies fuck was a word used by the bad boy down the street that your parents wouldnt let you play with. Fuck, was a word above all dirty words. My Grandmother still claims she didnt even know the word existed until very recently. Frankly I think she is fucking lying, but that is just a judgment call on my part.

The progression of the word fuck I believe really started in the eighties. Im sorry to those of you that are all into to the eighties revival bull shit, but the music sucked. The only good thing to come out of the eighties was the use of the word fuck. Sure Woody Allen used the word in almost all of his movies in the seventies, but it never really caught on until the eighties. Go back and look at some of the movie. Hell the word fuck was even in John Hughes movies. However the word was still not used in normal day conversations. Well thats not completely true, you just didnt use the word in front of anyone over the age of thirty, mainly your parents. I know if I would have used the word fuck in front of my parents they would have had my fucking balls. Sure the brat pack could use the word on the big screen, but you better not bring that kind of word to the dinner table. Then the nineties came rolled around, oh the nineties how I miss them. The word fuck was every where, and why the fuck not. The word fuck started popping up in music. This is when PTA mothers all over the United States started to fucking freak out.

The PTA set out on a crusade against the music industry. Then we had the parental advisory stickers on all the good music. Boy did the PTA fuck up when they did that. They outlawed the word fuck in all of its shining glory, and by doing so made it more fun to use. Oh now we have to have our parents permission to hear a word, well fuck you. Its the same reason we have under age smoking, and, or excessive drug use. Stay out of the cookie jar, but I fucking want a cookie I always thought to myself. We always want, or want to do what we are told not to want or do. People started to use the word to talk back to there parents, and why not. Fuck was one of the main words they didnt want you to say. Why not tell them to fuck off. It got to the point where it was used in normal conversations. I remember a conversation with my dad I had a long time ago. He asked me if I felt all right one day after I had gotten home from a long day at work. I replied with Im fine, Im just really fucking tired. I wasnt angry, and neither was he. My dad patted me on the back, and told me he was proud of me for sticking it out, and not quitting my shity job. I said fuck and he was proud of me.

Now fuck has become a kind of for a lack for a better term kinda word. You can use it in every sentence of any normal day. Try it some time, you can change How are you doing today to How the fuck are you doing today. Adding the word fuck actually makes it sound like you care more about how the person is doing. The word fuck adds emphasis to any sentence. Man that fucking hurt, why the fuck do you care, who the fuck are you. wow those tits are fucking amazing, I am so fucking mad and, I am so fucking happy, are all boring sentence without the use of the word fuck. Well all accept for the sentence about the tits, thats just a good sentence either way.

I am sorry this article is so fucking short. I promise the next fucking article will be a lot fucking longer. Until then have a good fucking time, and fucking help others have a good fucking time.