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Comic spoof 6/18/03

Rex Morgan M.D. (By Wilson and Nolan)
Panel 1: Man: "Look, enough about your disgusting hygene!"
Woman: "It's not my fault I have explosive genital warts"

Panel 2: Woman: "But now no one will touch me, 'down there'! I find that any long, stiff, object will do as an adiquate substitute for any man!"

Panel 3: Woman: "Any number of vegitables for...
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Current AIM away message:

Date needed for CEO retirement dinner. Applicants should be:

1) Female
2) Not vegitarian (or at least willing to eat some meat)
3) Own and be comfortable wearing formal wear
4) Able to socialize with people she doesn't know
5) Big boobies are optional

Current number of buddies offline: 109/136

I'm taking bets on getting any hits, leave your odds.

Comic Spoof: for Tuesday June 17th

Rex Morgan M.D. (by Wilson and Nolan)
Panel 1: Man: "What's so important that youv'e got to tell me here in the kitchen?"
Woman: "I felt this would be the perfect place to tell you!"

Panel 2: Woman: "That case of genital warts I told you I had? Well, the warts 'burst' rather than just ooze! That's what the...
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Good day at work, a lot of shit got sorted out. I realized that both my parents have _huge_ issues with anxiety and paranoia, some of which is not unfounded. So, I guess you could say I come by my, shall we say, "mental procilivities" honestly. Although I've never been paranoid, I guess I'm sensitive to those who are, especially my parents. Sometimes I just...
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So, I'm really enjoying working as the in house computer forensic / dectective sorta guy. And being so comfortable around porn (obvious), getting my degree in psych, presents an interesting opertunity.

I'm proficient in computers, and have a good knowladge of psych, so why not work as a "cyber cop" for the government? U.S. Customs has jurisdiction over kiddie porn coming into the U.S. -...
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The time to vacate is now. Step-parents can be total assholes, my Step-dad had been drinking all day and finally ended up in that mean state of mind. So, I exited suruptitiously (i.e. the window) and spent a few hours in the office writing a proposal and customizing one of the linux boxes I maintain. I'm glad I'll be house sitting at the end of...
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Comic Spoof - 6/15/03 -

Note: These comics are taken from The Washington Times, as opposed to The Washington Post as they usually are.

Dick Tracy (by Locher and Kilian):
Panel 1: Henchman 1: "Don't want to dance in the cage eh dick?"

Panel 2: Henchman 1: "That prude mother fucker is about to get all the action he can handel"

Panel 3: Dick (thought...
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Today was a relaxing day. Which is a nice break from the insanity of late.

So, before I went out to Alchemy I went to see the NSO (Itzchak Perlman was playing) with my mom and some llama from work. He was an all right guy, but didn't make too much of an impression on me. Anyway, the next day the mother fucker gets the...
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Goth Prom at Alchemy was _the bomb_. I spent a lot of my time in the front room as opposed to the concert side and throughly (sp?) enjoyed myself. Hot-damn.

Everyone went all out on this one, people looked great, everyone was having a good time, I saw Six throw some guy out, it was generally a well rounded evening.

Got a raise today - w00t.

In other news, the playtime series on Zona's page is like uber hot. My favorites still are Voltaire and Rose - but G'DAMN.

More posts to come. Alchemy Goth Prom outfit almost complete.

-B

Apperently this is night of a ka-zillion posts.

So, my musings about Frank MIller and ideal heros aside. What did I do today?

It was busy, I was at the office really late again last night. We caught another user seriously goofing off again, and long story short I had to stay late to write up my report. I decide to leave the office, go...
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Interesting non? I have largely stopped posting in my LJ, instead, to post here. I guess it's all about who I'm trying to communicate with.

In any event: I'm currently reading Sin City - That Yellow Bastard. Christ, I love Frank Miller, have I said that yet? All of the art is amazing, I knew a guy once who told me that how Frank Miller...
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