Comic spoof 6/18/03
Rex Morgan M.D. (By Wilson and Nolan)
Panel 1: Man: "Look, enough about your disgusting hygene!"
Woman: "It's not my fault I have explosive genital warts"
Panel 2: Woman: "But now no one will touch me, 'down there'! I find that any long, stiff, object will do as an adiquate substitute for any man!"
Panel 3: Woman: "Any number of vegitables for instance... have some celery!"
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Judge Parker (Ledoux and Wilson)
Panel 1: Man: "What is that thing you're holding, Harry?!"
Harry: "What are you, retarded?
Panel 2: Harry: "This is my BOOM-STICK, SON!"
Panel 3: Harry: "Now bend over, she needs a shinin'"
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Mary Worth (by Saunders and Giella)
Panel 1: Girl: "Thanks for suggesting I forego the tampax smart guy, the sensation of blood coating the tops of my thighs is really $#^$@! great!"
Brint: "Jesus, the way you whine I'm sorry I ever told you about that most dilectable of traditions!"
Panel 2: Brint: "You smell like the perfect tart, now! And you know what that means don't you?! You, remind me of my mother!"
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Classic Peanuts (by Schulz)
Panel 1: Snoopy: "Ah, nature in all it's glory, presented here to me via the miracle of TV! I don't even have to get up out of my chair!"
Panel 2: Charlie Brown: "When you think about it, Lucy, it really is entracing watching him masturbate to The Discovery channel."
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Dennis the Menace (by Ketcham)
Panel 1: Dennis: "I love cleaning up after Mommy and Daddy play "raunchy gynocologist!"
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The Family Circus (by Keane)
[Mother drags billy into shop which has "Dr. Ticklefinger - Pediatritian" on the window]
Panel 1: Billy: But MA, PJ already <i>gave</i> me a prostate exam, I don't <i>need</i> another one!"
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Mark Trail (by Elrod)
Panel 1: Guy: "Mark, enough putzing around with those damned binoculars, can you see the nest of boobies or not?!"
Panel 2: Mark: "We're not on a beach idiot, there aren't any <u>real</u> boobies around for miles!"
Panel 3: Caption: "Not to far away, two hungry coyotes are watching the scene before them, and drooling."
Rex Morgan M.D. (By Wilson and Nolan)
Panel 1: Man: "Look, enough about your disgusting hygene!"
Woman: "It's not my fault I have explosive genital warts"
Panel 2: Woman: "But now no one will touch me, 'down there'! I find that any long, stiff, object will do as an adiquate substitute for any man!"
Panel 3: Woman: "Any number of vegitables for instance... have some celery!"
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Judge Parker (Ledoux and Wilson)
Panel 1: Man: "What is that thing you're holding, Harry?!"
Harry: "What are you, retarded?
Panel 2: Harry: "This is my BOOM-STICK, SON!"
Panel 3: Harry: "Now bend over, she needs a shinin'"
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Mary Worth (by Saunders and Giella)
Panel 1: Girl: "Thanks for suggesting I forego the tampax smart guy, the sensation of blood coating the tops of my thighs is really $#^$@! great!"
Brint: "Jesus, the way you whine I'm sorry I ever told you about that most dilectable of traditions!"
Panel 2: Brint: "You smell like the perfect tart, now! And you know what that means don't you?! You, remind me of my mother!"
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Classic Peanuts (by Schulz)
Panel 1: Snoopy: "Ah, nature in all it's glory, presented here to me via the miracle of TV! I don't even have to get up out of my chair!"
Panel 2: Charlie Brown: "When you think about it, Lucy, it really is entracing watching him masturbate to The Discovery channel."
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Dennis the Menace (by Ketcham)
Panel 1: Dennis: "I love cleaning up after Mommy and Daddy play "raunchy gynocologist!"
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The Family Circus (by Keane)
[Mother drags billy into shop which has "Dr. Ticklefinger - Pediatritian" on the window]
Panel 1: Billy: But MA, PJ already <i>gave</i> me a prostate exam, I don't <i>need</i> another one!"
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Mark Trail (by Elrod)
Panel 1: Guy: "Mark, enough putzing around with those damned binoculars, can you see the nest of boobies or not?!"
Panel 2: Mark: "We're not on a beach idiot, there aren't any <u>real</u> boobies around for miles!"
Panel 3: Caption: "Not to far away, two hungry coyotes are watching the scene before them, and drooling."
ofmerebeing:
I should add that a lot of today's spoof is really sight gag related, you really need to see the actual version of today's (Washington Post / East Coast) comics for these to make since.
