ofmerebeing

Comic Spoof - 6/15/03 -

Note: These comics are taken from The Washington Times, as opposed to The Washington Post as they usually are.

Dick Tracy (by Locher and Kilian):
Panel 1: Henchman 1: "Don't want to dance in the cage eh dick?"

Panel 2: Henchman 1: "That prude mother fucker is about to get all the action he can handel"

Panel 3: Dick (thought bubble): "Damn I always wanted more pussy, but not like this!"

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Crock (Rechin and Wilder):
Panel 1: Soldier: "Do you think when I bend over the cart like this my ass looks sexy?"
Crock: "Do you want me to be honest with you?"

Panel 2: Soldier: "Yes, sir"

Panel 3: Crock: "You've got enough junk in your trunk for a yard sale. Get back to work."

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Funky Winkerbean (by Batiuk)

Panel 1 (of 1): -brrriiiippppppppppppppp-

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Crankshaft (by Batiuk and Ayers)
Panel 1: Old Lady: "It just doesn't feel like it used to"

Panel 2: Old Lady: "I mean, I do everything the doctor tells me, I try to relax, take deep breaths, but it just doesn't help"

Panel 3: Old Lady: "I don't think taking it up the ass will ever been the same since I broke my hip."

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Mallard Fillmore (by Tinsley):
Panel 1: Fish: "You might think living in this salad bowl looking thing would lead to a depressing existance"

Panel 2: Fish: "You're right... but I take solice from 'The Shawshank Redemption, I have to have hope and not let this damn bowl get the better of me."

Panel 3: Fish: "I just wish I got manhandled by three prison inmates every once in a while, I'm a fish with needs Goddamnit."