So I was bagging groceries this one time at Logli ( 
) and this old man comes up and buys some shit, I dunno, some laundry detergant or something, or a candy bar. Something.
He's your stereotypical old man. Red sweat pants with old shoes, deshevled hair, the whole bit, think rimmed glasses.
So I bag his shit up and I look him dead in...
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) and this old man comes up and buys some shit, I dunno, some laundry detergant or something, or a candy bar. Something.
He's your stereotypical old man. Red sweat pants with old shoes, deshevled hair, the whole bit, think rimmed glasses.
So I bag his shit up and I look him dead in...
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Snap your finger.
Stop the World.
Rain falls harder.
Stop the World.
Rain falls harder.
The midget loaded his old .38 revolver with the pearl handle and stepped on in the rain.
He mounted his custom 1979 Harley-Davidson FXEF and took off.
They would scorn the day they ever snubbed him.
He got off his bike a while later, the rumble gave him a hard on, so he had to wait around outside of the store, and did so, jeering...
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He mounted his custom 1979 Harley-Davidson FXEF and took off.
They would scorn the day they ever snubbed him.
He got off his bike a while later, the rumble gave him a hard on, so he had to wait around outside of the store, and did so, jeering...
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faithless000:
damnit, i hate peer pressure.
wren:
Your testimonial for userlame is one of the funniest things I've read all night.
Bless you, sir. I needed a good laugh.
Bless you, sir. I needed a good laugh.
Monday morning is the most sudden jolt out of a blissfull sunday sleep.
Monday is a great day for insanity, it's the day of unanswered questions, and things better left unsaid.
Monday morning is the zombie death drones, chasing you down without any thoughts in their heads.
Sunday is ishtar, menstruating in the moon.
Monday morning is violent death and torment.
Monday is a great day for insanity, it's the day of unanswered questions, and things better left unsaid.
Monday morning is the zombie death drones, chasing you down without any thoughts in their heads.
Sunday is ishtar, menstruating in the moon.
Monday morning is violent death and torment.
fallen1carus:
menstruating even. [/spelling nazi]
Oooh, where to begin.
I love hedonism. I really do. I do love the hedonism.
I made some new friends, then.
New friends, new friends, tip toe, tipper too, tango and totally titalating.
Well it gave me another chance to drink a lot and display just how much bullshit I can come up with.
You're some fun people, and that did a lot of good...
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I love hedonism. I really do. I do love the hedonism.
I made some new friends, then.
New friends, new friends, tip toe, tipper too, tango and totally titalating.
Well it gave me another chance to drink a lot and display just how much bullshit I can come up with.
You're some fun people, and that did a lot of good...
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wren:
I got to go in and tell my geeky friend at work that a bunch of us argued - at length - about Final Fantasy.
What a crazy, fun night.
What a crazy, fun night.
I just sent Ashley Bonk 6 carnations with a card reading : Ashley, I'm sorry I threw up on your couch, you've always been a good friend, Love Sean.
fallen1carus:
you bastard.
mindmeld23:
cool post in the fascism thread 
awesome favorite girls~
fish here too
awesome favorite girls~
fish here too
Sudden Haiku
The soft hands of the rain caress my shingles.
They Shudder with delight.
The soft hands of the rain caress my shingles.
They Shudder with delight.
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xtx:
the shingles are shuddering. indeed.
lastbadger:
Damn you're genius, a haiku, you slick as shit weasel rattler! Why didn't I think of that instead of chocking on base self depricating middle school crap. I am so jealous right now. 
My dad was trying to convince me that the Atlantic Monthly is the liberal press. It's cool how I'm generally more informed than he is now.
For instance, he said the term indian, then he was like 'Sorry, NATIVE AMERICAN' because he considers me to be a hippie, and I schooled him. I was like 'dude, the term indian is derived from the word indigenous,...
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For instance, he said the term indian, then he was like 'Sorry, NATIVE AMERICAN' because he considers me to be a hippie, and I schooled him. I was like 'dude, the term indian is derived from the word indigenous,...
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Twisting bottle cap.
I wonder if I have won.
Nope, please play again.
I wonder if I have won.
Nope, please play again.
fallen1carus:
that is a wonderful haiku.
kestrel:
Mmm, haikus.
Oooh, and I love your "somewhere in Texas" pictures.
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Oooh, and I love your "somewhere in Texas" pictures.
[Edited on Oct 20, 2003 9:20PM]
To answer your question, I DO think science has a very valid purpose, making sense of the world is a very noble thing. It's just that the nature of proof seems a litle sketchy to me. You can make a lot of things SEEM like proof. I just can't latch on to the scientific method and accept it as absolute truth. I suppose scientists are...
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fallen1carus:
who asked the question?
I had this dream where I was walking home from the bus station and I'm being followed by these three scary dudes, and this retarded girl jumps out and rapes them so that I don't have to worry about them, and I get to this ally-way and I get fucking mugged by this really big black dude who had a GIANT afro. I gave him...
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voltaire:
i know just how you feel......
ps: prague is amazing............
ps: prague is amazing............
majesticpunk:
Wow... what a moving journal entry. I know exactly what you are talking about. You go out with someone or meet them at a bar and you realize that they are fucking retarded, but its even worse when you realize that your friends are on the same level!!!
I have realized also that I need to move away for the hope that it HAS to be fucking better than here... there is no way there could be a pit like this anywhere else...
could there?
I would go insane if I found that place next.
I think being shy is just that you are not around the right person, someone who makes you feel comfortable, someone who understands you... maybe Im just a hopeless fucking romantic, but I think if you dont click on some fucking level, intelligence being a requirement, from the beginning then there probably isnt anything worth investigating further.
I have realized also that I need to move away for the hope that it HAS to be fucking better than here... there is no way there could be a pit like this anywhere else...
could there?
I would go insane if I found that place next.
I think being shy is just that you are not around the right person, someone who makes you feel comfortable, someone who understands you... maybe Im just a hopeless fucking romantic, but I think if you dont click on some fucking level, intelligence being a requirement, from the beginning then there probably isnt anything worth investigating further.
I went to the deer park temple yesterday. Lhundup Sherab took us to the Stupa, which I circumambulated, took us into the temple. I saw the throne the Dalai Lama sat on when he came to America. I saw the shrine. Nice shrine, xmas lights all over it. We talked about learning sanskrit, talked about the diamond cutter sutra.
It was just me, Jake, and...
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Have you seen 'Gigantic'? It's a documentary about They Might Be Giants - they showed it in Edmonton about a month ago, but it might have been around for awhile. I smiled so hard through the whole thing that my face hurt afterwards.