You know the song Art Star by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs? I've been singing the chorus part all day: du-du-dudu-du-da-du-dudu. Repeat into infinity. Tonight I tried to go out with some coworkers, but the line up to the bar took forever, so I went by myself to another shitty bar just to drink. I ran into a girl I haven't seen in years, Amanda, we used to be on the swim club together and where good friends. We talked about how fucked up life is and all the shit that's happend to the people we both used to know. Good times. I drank: I pint of Creemore, a shot of JD, a Hieniken, and two double JD and cokes. I was pleasently fucked, but not totally fucked. Awesome. 
user092840:
Thank you for your super sweet comment, but alas, I'm too fat to be an SG and show my shit on the internet. But your niceness made my day, so thank you again. 
