OOPS HE'S WRITING AGAIN or THE BRITNEY SPEARS BLOG
1. I'll never be as funny as Shit My Dad Says. That's just the way it is.
2. I got kicked out of a strip club once. I heard it had something to do with grabbed tits, a nice ass, too much to drink and nothing to eat, The happy ending is the grabbed tits and...
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1. I'll never be as funny as Shit My Dad Says. That's just the way it is.
2. I got kicked out of a strip club once. I heard it had something to do with grabbed tits, a nice ass, too much to drink and nothing to eat, The happy ending is the grabbed tits and...
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comixbookgurl:
wow 
I am officially the stupidest man on the planet.
This morning I went to my local Walmart to buy a USB cable so I can connect my computer to my printer. (21st century, I'm a little slow OK?)
When I returned home and opened it, I OPENED IT IN THE WRONG PLACE!!! One snip of the scissors turned a male USB cable into a male...
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This morning I went to my local Walmart to buy a USB cable so I can connect my computer to my printer. (21st century, I'm a little slow OK?)
When I returned home and opened it, I OPENED IT IN THE WRONG PLACE!!! One snip of the scissors turned a male USB cable into a male...
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bettejean:
Yes, it sounds like I have a very awesome summer ahead of me 
jaxy:
I just realize I was extra retarded this morning and kept reading everything as Brand New - Key instead of Brand New Key! Haha.
I looked up the lyrics by knowing them, not the song title and I royally screwed my brain in the process. Lol.
I looked up the lyrics by knowing them, not the song title and I royally screwed my brain in the process. Lol.
MEANINGLESS MEANDERINGS, RUDDERLESS RUMINATIONS AND PONDEROUS PLATITUDES by me
(kicking alliteration in the nuts since early this morning)
1. Don't try to figure out the popularity of Sex And The City. I've tried. I can't. It just is. Deal with it.
2. Minor almost cat crisis: Neighbors dogs invaded our yard during kitties breakfast time this morning. They scattered to nearby trees and under cars....
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(kicking alliteration in the nuts since early this morning)
1. Don't try to figure out the popularity of Sex And The City. I've tried. I can't. It just is. Deal with it.
2. Minor almost cat crisis: Neighbors dogs invaded our yard during kitties breakfast time this morning. They scattered to nearby trees and under cars....
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suispud1:
I would be remiss if I didn't go ahead and mention three more (said shout outs would be a continuing series, just didn't know ir would continue 10 minutes later (wtf)
Maddyx- just for being the amazing Maddyx
BetteJean- a great example of a renaissance woman. Dynamite in a small package
Tovi- for brightening up Dallas just by being here.
I'll be back. I'm inevitable. And Bitten, my dear, I hope you get that kitten
Maddyx- just for being the amazing Maddyx
BetteJean- a great example of a renaissance woman. Dynamite in a small package
Tovi- for brightening up Dallas just by being here.
I'll be back. I'm inevitable. And Bitten, my dear, I hope you get that kitten
comixbookgurl:
I'm glad the kittens are ok haha
Attention SG's
If ever you need some extra cash and want to sell prints from your sets....I WOULD BE INTERESTED!!! Just PM me and we'll go from there. Remember, before I was a member, I was a fan
If ever you need some extra cash and want to sell prints from your sets....I WOULD BE INTERESTED!!! Just PM me and we'll go from there. Remember, before I was a member, I was a fan
mile1423:
OH MY GOSH!!!! Got the package today YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!
YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!I know fuck all nothing about the process.
I can't pretend to know what goes through your minds when you decide to submit photos. I can't pretend that I know the frustration that you all sometimes feel when a set doesn't do as well as it could. I can't know the joy that you feel when a set does well.
I do know encouragement can...
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I can't pretend to know what goes through your minds when you decide to submit photos. I can't pretend that I know the frustration that you all sometimes feel when a set doesn't do as well as it could. I can't know the joy that you feel when a set does well.
I do know encouragement can...
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RANDOM QUESTIONS (A CONTINUING SERIES)
1. If not, why not?
2. If not now, when?
3. An erection lasting over four hours and one phone call. Who do you call?
A. A doctor
B. The media
C. A phone sex hotline
4. Does "I'm the mommy, that's why", really work?
5. Can anyone explain to me the continuing popularity of Sarah Jessica Parker?
Question 3-...
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1. If not, why not?
2. If not now, when?
3. An erection lasting over four hours and one phone call. Who do you call?
A. A doctor
B. The media
C. A phone sex hotline
4. Does "I'm the mommy, that's why", really work?
5. Can anyone explain to me the continuing popularity of Sarah Jessica Parker?
Question 3-...
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jaxy:
1. If not, why not? Because I don't do that. 
2. If not now, when? Tomorrow. The answer is always tomorrow.
3. An erection lasting over four hours and one phone call. Who do you call?
I don't have this problem. mwhahahahaha.
4. Does "I'm the mommy, that's why", really work? yes!
5. Can anyone explain to me the continuing popularity of Sarah Jessica Parker? I personally love her.
2. If not now, when? Tomorrow. The answer is always tomorrow.
3. An erection lasting over four hours and one phone call. Who do you call?
I don't have this problem. mwhahahahaha.
4. Does "I'm the mommy, that's why", really work? yes!
5. Can anyone explain to me the continuing popularity of Sarah Jessica Parker? I personally love her.
For reasons previously noted, wish lists are my Christmas. I'm trying to get the spirit again.
Have a peaceful and safe evening.
Have a peaceful and safe evening.
mile1423:
Goodnight!
Goodnight!
daughter:
Thank you so much..
I really don't know how to express my gratitude.
I really don't know how to express my gratitude.
My dad is 85 years old. He's housebound and has the occasional bout of dementia. The other day he forgot that I was his son, but he liked having me there. It hurts. but you get used to it.
If I could explain to him about SG, he would love you as I do. While my mother taught me the meaning of respect for people,...
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If I could explain to him about SG, he would love you as I do. While my mother taught me the meaning of respect for people,...
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mile1423:
Your father sounds like he is an amazing and kind man...it is truly beautiful that you are now taking care of him, as he took care of you
pia:
remember 30 may
An end of an era,,,,or,,,a tale of two Jacks.
Last night was the first part of the end of an era that may never be repeated in television history, Tonight the curtain comes down on part two.
Lost has said good-bye and exited stage right, 24 come out and take a bow.
Jack Shepard did what he was meant to do so he could let...
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Last night was the first part of the end of an era that may never be repeated in television history, Tonight the curtain comes down on part two.
Lost has said good-bye and exited stage right, 24 come out and take a bow.
Jack Shepard did what he was meant to do so he could let...
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I was going to put this to the Kitties group but I thought I would put this before the congregation (sorry it's the minister in me).
I have a cat approximately 14-15 years old (I'm really not sure). Her appetite is fine. She has a good coat and appears healthy. She's loud and her claws work fine (I have marks on my arms to prove...
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I have a cat approximately 14-15 years old (I'm really not sure). Her appetite is fine. She has a good coat and appears healthy. She's loud and her claws work fine (I have marks on my arms to prove...
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moxy:
eeep once they start doing this either its just old age, or, she could have a bladder or urinary tract problem. she will appear just fine. this is something shed have to be checked out for. do you feed her geriatric cat food with urinary health supplements?
mile1423:
I would take her to the vet, just to make sure it's not a Urinary Tract Infection...
Also, have you tried putting a litterbox in the curio cabinet? Perhaps she has developed an aversion to the litter?
Also, have you tried putting a litterbox in the curio cabinet? Perhaps she has developed an aversion to the litter?
A random spattering of random spatters:
1. On disposable diapers, where the fuck does it say your dispose of them in the middle of a damn parking lot. (most shopping centers can't afford hazardous material disposal units).
2. On my way home the other day, a small dog was barking at me from behind a fence. Right behind the dog, in perfect synchronization, including opening...
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1. On disposable diapers, where the fuck does it say your dispose of them in the middle of a damn parking lot. (most shopping centers can't afford hazardous material disposal units).
2. On my way home the other day, a small dog was barking at me from behind a fence. Right behind the dog, in perfect synchronization, including opening...
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mile1423:
Thank you!!! And I love ducks!
It's always a party when there's naked yoga.
I tried it once.
It wasn't a party.
They called the police.
(On second thought, it was lot like one of my parties).
I tried it once.
It wasn't a party.
They called the police.
(On second thought, it was lot like one of my parties).
jaune:
Thanks for supporting me, i really appreciate it!!!