"I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman who has a tattoo and I'm thinking , okay, here's a girl who's capable of making a decision she'll regret for the rest of her life."

JUST A JOKE, FOLKS, JUST A JOKE.

suispud1:
I felt it necessary to include that Don Rickles-like disclaimer in there. 
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A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence; he's allowed to say two words every seven years. After seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors'' The elders nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. "Bad food". They nod and send...
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lyxzen:
Ha!!

RIP B.B. King (1925-2015)

There was a lady in her 90s who became sort of a local celebrity because she had recently gotten married. The local news station decided to interview her. The interviewer asked questions like how it was to be a newlywed in her 90s.

"This isn't my first husband, so it's not that much different from the others," she replied with a smile.

"Oh...
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tinkergaloot:
Nice
britishdoll:
HE HE 

"Dogs are a really amazing eye opener for us humans because their lives are compressed into such a short period, so we can see them go from puppyhood to adolescence to strong adulthood and then into their sunset years in 10 to 12 years. It really drives the point home of how finite all our lives are." - John Grogan

scarlettxx:
That's beautiful 

suispud1:
You're always paying attention @nerdmachine .

"Just when the caterpillar thought the world was ending, he turned into a butterfly." -Proverb

"Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and a richness to life that nothing else can bring. Who, being loved, is poor?" - Oscar Wilde

bloodymongoose:
Oscar Wilde rocked.  I was never very familiar with his work until I watched George Sanders play Lord Henry Wotton in the 1945 version of "The Picture of Dorian Gray".  My love of Sanders was quickly matched by the dialogue written by Wilde.

The validity of your argument is directly proportional to the volume you utilize to make that argument.

FALLACY

In fact, its bullshit. - The Spud

"Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see." - Arthur Schopenhauer

"Adventure is worthwhile."- Aesop

lyamoon:
So true :)