Happy Easter

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"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are." - Theodore Roosevelt

It's the truth.....

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Once. my identity was stolen. A short time later it was returned to me. With condolences.

Really, it's true.

Too good to pass up

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The other day I was perusing the magazine rack at the neighborhood grocery store (bodega, canteen, PX) when some writing on the cover of a magazine caught my eye....

"Sarah Jessica Parker, Shoe Designer"

What?????

Somewhere, an unemployed blacksmith is weeping.

Who?

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"Confidence comes not from always being right, but from not fearing to be wrong. " - Peter McIntyre

From titan_

Nerd sexy is the best kind of sexy! Thank you so much for your support on my set. Much appreciated!

Quote 4/16/14

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"I was always looking outside myself for strength and confidence but it comes from within. It is there all the time." - Anna Freud

The vagueries of the follower

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I've lost 10 followers since yesterday. (But who's counting?) But hey, it's okay, just as long as I don't lose YOU.

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suispud1:

Right you are, @lunar

lalou:

I ain't going anywhere! 

Today's joke

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A man goes straight to the bar and asks the barmaid for a beer, which she begins to pour. While he's waiting, he notices a small food menu off to the side. Cheese Sandwich $5, Ham Sandwich $5, Handjob $5. In disbelief he looks at the barmaid, who is absolutely gorgeous, and asks, "Are you the one that gives the handjobs?" "Yep," she replies...
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usagimomo:

Mwahah! 

lyxzen:

Ha!!

It's just a joke....

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A woman walks into a pet store and sees a handsome bright red parrot. She asks the cashier how much the parrot is. The cashier says, "I'll sell him to you, but I should warn you, it was donated by a brothel, so it may have picked up some colorful language." The woman says "Oh, that's okay", purchases the parrot and takes it...
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hexxus:

lol!

lalou:

Ha! That took a turn for the worst, lol! 

Verities & balderdash

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All of the so-called "secrets of success" will not work unless you do. - Unknown

suispud1:

Word.

My profile picture

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For my new profile picture, I went to an old friend, Vivian (Viv) Stanshall, from that great band of British eccentrics, the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band. In case you were wondering. Or really even if you weren't.

A dilemma

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You're sitting there naked and the barista has just called the police. What do you do? (based on a true story)

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usagimomo:

Run madafaka run!! XD

suispud1:

I believe I'd be ticketed for noise pollution as my thighs rub together when I walk.