Today's wisdom....

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A jet plane suddenly bursts into flames whilst it is thousands of feet in the air. Everyone is panicking, death is imminent. One woman stands up and declares, "I want to feel like a woman one last time if anyone here is man enough to do it." A man near her promptly stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this."

Happy Easter

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"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are." - Theodore Roosevelt

It's the truth.....

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Once. my identity was stolen. A short time later it was returned to me. With condolences.

Really, it's true.

Too good to pass up

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The other day I was perusing the magazine rack at the neighborhood grocery store (bodega, canteen, PX) when some writing on the cover of a magazine caught my eye....

"Sarah Jessica Parker, Shoe Designer"

What?????

Somewhere, an unemployed blacksmith is weeping.

Who?

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"Confidence comes not from always being right, but from not fearing to be wrong. " - Peter McIntyre

From titan_

Nerd sexy is the best kind of sexy! Thank you so much for your support on my set. Much appreciated!

Quote 4/16/14

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"I was always looking outside myself for strength and confidence but it comes from within. It is there all the time." - Anna Freud

The vagueries of the follower

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I've lost 10 followers since yesterday. (But who's counting?) But hey, it's okay, just as long as I don't lose YOU.

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suispud1:

Right you are, @lunar

lalou:

I ain't going anywhere! 

Today's joke

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A man goes straight to the bar and asks the barmaid for a beer, which she begins to pour. While he's waiting, he notices a small food menu off to the side. Cheese Sandwich $5, Ham Sandwich $5, Handjob $5. In disbelief he looks at the barmaid, who is absolutely gorgeous, and asks, "Are you the one that gives the handjobs?" "Yep," she replies...
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usagimomo:

Mwahah! 

lyxzen:

Ha!!

It's just a joke....

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A woman walks into a pet store and sees a handsome bright red parrot. She asks the cashier how much the parrot is. The cashier says, "I'll sell him to you, but I should warn you, it was donated by a brothel, so it may have picked up some colorful language." The woman says "Oh, that's okay", purchases the parrot and takes it...
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hexxus:

lol!

lalou:

Ha! That took a turn for the worst, lol! 

Verities & balderdash

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All of the so-called "secrets of success" will not work unless you do. - Unknown

suispud1:

Word.

My profile picture

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For my new profile picture, I went to an old friend, Vivian (Viv) Stanshall, from that great band of British eccentrics, the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band. In case you were wondering. Or really even if you weren't.