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Tuesday Jun 01, 2010

Jun 1, 2010
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I am officially the stupidest man on the planet.

This morning I went to my local Walmart to buy a USB cable so I can connect my computer to my printer. (21st century, I'm a little slow OK?)
When I returned home and opened it, I OPENED IT IN THE WRONG PLACE!!! One snip of the scissors turned a male USB cable into a male USB cable, a female USB cable, and at least six cablets of an indeterminate gender:frown

My first thought was to return it and try to convince the clerk that it was packaged this way. (cut open container etc) As persuasive as I am, that particular dog won't hunt.

They say lesson learned, the cost of doing business. I don't need to spend an extra $15.00 to tell me I'm thick.

I bought another and everything's fine. Seacrest out.smile
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
bettejean:
Yes, it sounds like I have a very awesome summer ahead of me blush
Jun 2, 2010
jaxy:
I just realize I was extra retarded this morning and kept reading everything as Brand New - Key instead of Brand New Key! Haha.

I looked up the lyrics by knowing them, not the song title and I royally screwed my brain in the process. Lol.
Jun 2, 2010

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