OOPS HE'S WRITING AGAIN or THE BRITNEY SPEARS BLOG
1. I'll never be as funny as Shit My Dad Says. That's just the way it is.
2. I got kicked out of a strip club once. I heard it had something to do with grabbed tits, a nice ass, too much to drink and nothing to eat, The happy ending is the grabbed tits and nice ass belonged to a friend, she forgave me and paid for my cab ride (she did get reimbursed by the club) and that later on that night when her boyfriend (now her husband) showed up, she was so drunk she peed on him while sitting on his lap. Of such dreams are lasting relationships made.
3. I was a virgin until I was 21. And again after I was 40.
4. Iron Man 2 is another example of the axiom that sequels pretty much suck. Scarlett Johannson in a catsuit was not bad though.
5. This was written without the benefit of drugs or alcohol.
6..There are some things on wish lists that I will not do. Personal items (ok lingerie) and most clothing I won't do simply because it's not my place. I think that's for your significant other or another SG/hopeful to do. I did make an exception with Moxi's shoes and a couple of Guide to Living t-shirts from the collector's kit.
7. I would create my own Formspring page, but I'm afraid no one would ask me any questions. My ego couldn't handle it.
8. I've loved barefoot girls (photos, videos, the whole lot) ever since I can remember. I remember when I was about 12, I ripped a couple of pages from a movie magazine in a drug store because there was picture story with the actress in her garden barefoot.
9. As a personal rule , I'm not comfortable commenting on particular body parts in their common terms, even if admiring said parts. "Great tits", "beautiful ass" is something I just don't do. I should know better by now, but I don't wish to offend.
That's all for now. Thanks for "listening". Seacrest out.
1. I'll never be as funny as Shit My Dad Says. That's just the way it is.
2. I got kicked out of a strip club once. I heard it had something to do with grabbed tits, a nice ass, too much to drink and nothing to eat, The happy ending is the grabbed tits and nice ass belonged to a friend, she forgave me and paid for my cab ride (she did get reimbursed by the club) and that later on that night when her boyfriend (now her husband) showed up, she was so drunk she peed on him while sitting on his lap. Of such dreams are lasting relationships made.
3. I was a virgin until I was 21. And again after I was 40.
4. Iron Man 2 is another example of the axiom that sequels pretty much suck. Scarlett Johannson in a catsuit was not bad though.
5. This was written without the benefit of drugs or alcohol.
6..There are some things on wish lists that I will not do. Personal items (ok lingerie) and most clothing I won't do simply because it's not my place. I think that's for your significant other or another SG/hopeful to do. I did make an exception with Moxi's shoes and a couple of Guide to Living t-shirts from the collector's kit.
7. I would create my own Formspring page, but I'm afraid no one would ask me any questions. My ego couldn't handle it.
8. I've loved barefoot girls (photos, videos, the whole lot) ever since I can remember. I remember when I was about 12, I ripped a couple of pages from a movie magazine in a drug store because there was picture story with the actress in her garden barefoot.
9. As a personal rule , I'm not comfortable commenting on particular body parts in their common terms, even if admiring said parts. "Great tits", "beautiful ass" is something I just don't do. I should know better by now, but I don't wish to offend.
That's all for now. Thanks for "listening". Seacrest out.
comixbookgurl:
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