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You don't have to be rich to be my girl! You don't have to be cooool to rule my world. AIN'T NO PARTICULAR SIGN I'M COMPATIBLE WITH, I just want your extra time and your....

*smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack*

kiss.

What a night for me last night. It looks as though I left my ram and corkscrew in Eliot's room. All my clothing is...
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mobprod:
The new pic sounds like a good call! Let's see it!!
psmith:
I'd like to see you with your glasses on
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College rocks my world when I don't have to work yet. My room is a total mess, though, because I just moved in. My computer is up, and that's what matters. I like my room. It's on the west side and I can see across the street to the gardens. And I can yell out the window at people in the parking lot.

Hm. I...
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azura:
Sorry I missed you in Seattle but I'll see you at the anniversary par-tay wink

Have fun at school
psmith:
what is your major? What exactly does a "total spaceship guy" do? If you really are a spaceship person, could you explain "plane singularity" to me? I'm a bit confused about that.
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Yeah, so I thought I was going to be leaving Thursday morning for school, but we went out to the best dinner I've ever had tonight and I just don't want to finish packing. Sure, all I have to do is pack some clothes and take down Betty here, but... I also would like to spend one last day wallowing in the bed.

*sigh*

School...
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atomic_tiki:
Dydoes huh? maybe i should get them with customized eyeballs on one end of the bar. That way it'll look like my weiner has a face.........LOL


Hi AL!!! haven't talked to you in a while how've ya been??
atomic_tiki:
Bells: Um Penelope mentioned that she will have rings on her fingers & bells on her toes for tonight "Offical SG Thursday night Hookup"

I think Robin & Alice made mention of it too.
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Wow. Every time I see Lord of the Rings I have renewed awe over what a wonderful job they did. Fantastic... I do wish they had explained about Gollum... it would have helped illustrate the power of The Ring.

So there are lots of different ways one can give someone "the eye". There's the totally sleazy way a la realultimatepower.net as in "giving her the...
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morgan:
Hey Al, you beautiful thing you, check this out:
http://home.nyu.edu/~amw243/diaries/

After reading this very amusing site, i vote that the next movie should be filled with scenes of Aragorn muttering "STILL not king".

Anyway, the real point of posting on your journal was to say you made me a desktop! i am now the single happiest girl in the universe. A thousand thanks to you.
rosalyn:
I just stopped by the desktop section, and found one of me looking like I have the craziest, snakiest hair, heh. It looks great, Al, you're pretty damn graphically talented. =) (Plus sexy, what a combination!)
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JESUS CHRIST MY FUCKING HAND!!! It's totally fucked. I was like, "hmm, there's some stuff coming out of my piercing..." so I poked it a bit and all this horrible fleshy bloody nasty... you get the picture started coming out of it... I went to wash it off but it was ATTACHED TO MY HAND. Like the whole inside of the piercing was deciding to...
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chaosmonkey:
You know, I've never been to a bathhouse, so I don't know what you mean when you say "naked." I'm pretty sure what you mean by "jizz on the floor," but you make it sound like there are many more cases of uncontrolable ejaculation than I was aware of. Besides all that, though, naked pretend lesbian time sounds like a blast.

Having your hand turn itself inside out doesn't sound like a blast at all. Screwed up.
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Wow! Getting so many comments in my journal makes me feel super special. And they were fun comments, too! AC/DC is the shit. They make me play air guitar and stick out my tongue... nothing like some good cock rock.

So I went to the eye doctor today and the assistant guy was gay and looked like a Sutherland. He was cool until the glaucoma...
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fith:
i like the dentist, the way your mouth feels for days afterwards...ahhhh
and pretty attendants sticking latex fingers in your mouth, thats great too
newlyweds:
You know, I still can't get the image of you installing controllers on old coin op video-games outta my head.

I want to see THAT photoshoot...
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I guess I'm not as lame as I think. As it turns out, I'm just not getting the proper feedback. Thank you ChaosMonkey, LaneMeyer (language lessons?), and the Big-L for reassuring me.

Hey, everyone? I think people (me) would appreciate it if they were told when they were doing well in conversations. Saying something like, "gosh, I'm sure enjoying myself" or, "you're so nice to...
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crazydasaint:
All right-thinking human beings love AC/DC, though I must shame-faced-ly admit I'm a somewhat recent convert...

And I don't know about right-thinking human beings, but the only time I'm not up for giving head to a pretty girl is when I'm asleep... the deep, non-REM/no-dream type of sleep, at least
fith:
i like AC/DC *and* i enjoy myself so much in conversation with you (although we haven't had much) that'd i'd almost rather talk to you than give you the oral sex, but that is not to say that i don't want, or wouldn't want, to serve you not with a cherry on top, i would be glad and excited to do either (talk or mumble).
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Last night I was rambling on at a party (it was towards the end) ... well, I was talking to Fried and I said, "do you have a vision? I mean..." and I stopped, but eventually said what I was going to, "do you have a vision? Not vision, I know you can see me, A vision...?" and I felt so retarded. It sparked the...
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digdug:
I'm becoming less and less articulate with every passing day. I rarely recall the words for which I am looking anymore. I started to motice the decline somewhere around the age of 20. Now, 13 years later, I just feel like a total fool.
lanemeyer:
Nonsense, sweetness. In the past two weeks you have offered some of the most inspiring and engaging ideas and opinions about life and love that I have heard in many years. I even wrote you telling so! You're an amazing person, and you should remember that people that don't offer feedback are just as socially inept as you think you may be. I have a distinct feeling that a lot of the things you say stick with people for a long time. These are the most important kinds of conversations, the ones that last the longest and have the greatest effect. Just because they aren't listening now doesn't mean they aren't listening later. WOW! A triple negative in a single sentence! I am the captain of my own personal grammatical pirate ship and I have just taken over! Anyway, I'm praying this is making some sense. It's very late. But my point is that you ave genuinely affected me in a lasting way and I thank you for that. Regardles of who you're talking to, I'm all ears.

Much love,
LM
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Man, playing any game at a stand up cabinet makes it better. I played Escape From the Planet of the Robot monsters for WAY too long.

Moving on. Work today tried my patience so hard. If you've ever been pierced at my work you will know that we give you an aftercare sheet that explains pretty much everything you need to know about how to...
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azura:
e-mail me... azura_suicide@hotmail.com
dia:
Hey sexbomb ultra-smartie uber-cutie scary fuckersmile I am just popping in and saying hi to all my favourite girls tonight. And of course, you're the ginchiest. I want your breasts. Thank you. You seem really bitchy too (see my profile for explanation, lol)... <3 <3 <3
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So today I was all stoked to mount the controller in the cabinet, so I made the tray deal to put the controller in. It was really crappy, though, because at first I couldn't get the chuck on the drill loosened and the bit that was in there was the philips head deal. I thought that maybe that would be okay, considering I was just...
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lanemeyer:
You know I'm SO jealous. I could reminisce for hours about my arcade game fetish. You're so lucky. Excellent work, kids. Your 'War Games' style warms my heart.

G'night,
LM
jb_pdxs:
I just finished reading your comments on the boards about me. Sheltered and insecure?
First of all, I live in LA (not sheltered like Seattle). Secondly, insecure....I am a very confident adult man. I have a great job, my own cool pad(not like half of your male fans on the site), some money, and a cool girlfriend. Definetly not insecure.
Lastly, for calling me a "Dick." I am not one to pass judgement on another without even knowing them. How "Uncool" and "Un Suicide Girl" is that to be so judgemental.
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My mom visited today. She's a nice lady. She likes Pearl Jam. She was stoked that we went to Hoover dam, but is really afraid of being underneath lots of stuff. I am only afraid of caves. For some reason modern manmade structures seem so safe, whereas a cave is just waiting to collapse. I know that's silly, but I just about had a panic...
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silver___:
Interesting, ... "man-made" structures have undoubtedly existed for considerably shorter periods than naturally formed caves yet people seem to experience greater fear from them. Would a crawlspace feel safer during an earthquake? I am affraid I do not know, having never partaken in an earthquake. I can, however, sympathize with the claustrophobia experienced when required to slither through tight spaces. That sensation usually causes me trouble.

Silver
silver___:
Regarding the pink hair, I hope that you do not mind me asking. I tend to be very sensitive to their use. I am not sure why. Unfortunately, my girlfriend finds this aspect of my nature slightly disappointing as she tends to rather like wigs. I beleive that she enjoys the ease with which she can make drastic changes in her style with them. However, the issue seems to work itself out. There are very few wig shops of any considerable quality in her area.

Will you have pink hair in your corset set? (as I type "corset set" I find myself ever so slightly longing to type "core set set" ... is that so wrong?)

Silver
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Wow, I had no idea I had so many commiserators. Thanks, guys.

Ahhhh..... tomorrow is my first day off in a week. I'm going to clean the house, and... be lazy. Oh yeah. Whoah, for a sec I thought one of my mice was dead. Good thing it wasn't!

My new corset came today and it's so much more beautiful in shape than my last...
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lanemeyer:
Corsets are good. You should go for it. I'm waiting for someone with a food fetish to do a set, similar to that legendary British magazine which I am totally spacing on the name of right now. It's basically just hot naked girls submerged in bath tubs full of corn and mashed potatoes and the like. Has a strange Paul McCarthy feel to it. Are you familiar with his work? Really amazingly strange stuff. Simultaneously erotic, disgusting and confusing. Tons of brilliant costumes and props. Really interactive with the audience. He has a great book out if you're interested. Don't know why I got started on that tangent. Go with the corset.

LM
avanttard:
Yes please. Definitely.

I almost agree with fith - not because I think strip sets are cheesy. But I think starting in the corset and not much else would be great.