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Wow! Getting so many comments in my journal makes me feel super special. And they were fun comments, too! AC/DC is the shit. They make me play air guitar and stick out my tongue... nothing like some good cock rock.

So I went to the eye doctor today and the assistant guy was gay and looked like a Sutherland. He was cool until the glaucoma test when I told him to tell me when he was going to do it so I could hold my eye open and he told me okay but then he just did it anyway! Without telling me! That bastard. I was bitter for a while. And then in the exam room they have this poster with all these eye problems you can get. With pictures. It made me really paranoid.

So don't forget to ask about the oral sex if the conversation is going well. It's important.

Fried: was I really full of wit and charm on Saturday night?