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I have no memory of writing that last post. I have no answers for anyone.

It doesn't matter what I write here, some misogynist will always find a way to interpret what I've said in the stupidest way possible, then tell themselves (and me) that because certain ambiguities exist in English (and in my effort to be succinct, rather than perfectly, loquaciously, arrogantly, tediously precise,...
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paulnikon:
Just dropping by to say hi.
ferkixlll:
Belated last Birthday and  Early Best Wishes on the upcoming one.
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Send me a message and ask me anything. I will answer any and every question publically, truthfully and to the best of my ability. I've been on this site for over 11 years now, and I think you deserve it. You've seen my outsides, now here's your shot at my insides without having to attempt to tease useful information out of years worth of random...
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jonas4:
If you could do a set anywhere, if nowhere was off limits where would you do it?
littlejohn22:
Will you ever post again here?
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On Thursday night I went to see The Room at the Central Cinema. Before it started they showed Trapped In The Closet. Then, the girl who played the female lead in The Room had a Skype session with us. My friend with whom I went asked if her husband had seen The Room before they met. She said he hadn't, and that he never would....
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xsntt:
Oh God, The Room really is the worst movie even imaginable, isn't it?!
pavone:
Lol, yes that guy with the orange T-shirt is the best!!, funny pic!...I hope youre planning a new set, youre one of my favorite suicide girls ever!lovekiss
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I went to Disneyland last week. I saw both the guys from Penny Arcade there, with their families, even though they had planned their vacations totally independently of one another.

I guess great minds think alike?

But I forgot to glue the pieces onto a chess board so when I got down there all I had were a couple of decks of cards.

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tos:
Oh hai!
siamkittie:
Awesome! And hey!
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thistle:
Wow there are a lot of remarkably dumb comments on this blog.
stiles:
^^^ yes, yes there are.
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Last year I was checking out Google Maps with my brother when I kept noticing athletic tracks. I made a comment about how there's probably a website cataloguing all the athletic tracks of the world, but I was seriously disappointed when I failed to find one. Thus, Tracks of the World was born. I think it's some of my finest work. Of course, I update...
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joydiv:
You're the world's athletic track otaku
littlefierceone:
Well, that's interesting. I think I've seen those Baghdad tracks before (not in person! ...also Google Maps. I was looking for some point of interest in the news.).

And, although I'm not particularly interested in nail polish (although your brother and I did have our nails painted once by a little girl at a coworker's dinner party wink ), I clicked on that link. Whoa! that's some crazy tiny artwork! It reminds me of those Chinese artists who paint on rice grains.
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I've received a lot of messages from people asking me what I've been up to lately, and the answer to that is "not all that much". I got laid off a couple weeks ago and I've been looking for a job. I think my portfolio is pretty sweet, but finding an independent salon/spa with an opening is difficult enough, and then I still have to...
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it_thing_hard_on:
I hope your Thanksgiving turned out better than your Halloween apparently did.
annisa:
your nail art is fabulous..if you were closer you would totally be my nail lady!!
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Well, I sorta dropped off the face of the earth there for a while, yeah?

For everyone who ordered prints n stuff from me, read below:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
After having to contact the print company a few times to get them to send me my stuff, it finally arrived, but some of the prints were creased and folded weirdly, and it wasn't even...
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hipsterdad:
Sure would love to see you updating again soon. I hope you are well!
laughingstar:
What ever happened to Al?????
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suibill:
Very sexy!
formerviking:
I don't know if that last photo is recent, but if it is you still definitely have "got it". So beautiful and a reminder of why you drew me into joining this site.
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I'm still waiting on the prints to come so I can mail them to you guys. I thought they'd be here sooner so I could get them to you by Christmas. If they haven't come by Friday I'm going to see what I can do about getting a refund of some sort, because they should have been here last Friday, Monday at the latest. I'm...
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fridgemagnet:
There's no such thing as soy milk. But you knew that.

Also, I've always thought I should tip based on skill not custom. Like I tip a person who carries a plate of food from a kitchen to my table. 20% and up, but I don't tip the person at J. Crew who tells me what shirt will go with what pants, and on an on...a far more complex job if you ask me. I don't out of custom tip the barista who makes my Americano. Tipping is bizarre and thinking about it hurts my head.

Anyway, your absence is noted. But I hope you're having fun doing whatever you are doing.
fireflame:
My roommate was a barista and I totally admired her ability to remember so many different types of coffee and tea, and work at a heart bursting pace WHILE being super friendly to customers who are coming in BEFORE they've had their first cup of coffee. It's NOT an easy job. People not tipping is a travesty around here. Like there are always tip cups and jars and if you don't tip you're considered REALLY cheap. I try to tip a dollar on a $3.00 drink when I do buy a drink, and I make only $460/month. It's not hard guys. TIP Even if I can't really afford it, I'll give like THE REST of my change. It seems ridiculous not to tip because it's just common courtesy.
I wish I could hear the band. skull
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I'm going to be putting in my print order this weekend, so hopefully I can get a couple more people to order some before then to get me out of debt. I'd love it love it love it if I could get just two or three more people to order a print or two. Here's the link to the prints I'm selling! Again, $15 for...
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2low:
al, your so hardcore. i wish i was hardcore like you.
do you do modivational seminars?
how about basic spelling classes?

whatever
nessman:
How do you want to be paid, do you use paypal. I like the second print. kiss
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Okay, I've got some prints from my rejected set! There will be more pictures to come, but right now I have the only ones that don't have nudity, for those that wish to be able to keep all their pictures on the wall when they have their parents over. wink $15 for a 4x6 and $25 for an 8x10 with shipping in the USA. Four 4x6s...
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junnie:
Fabulous!!! How on earth did you get a rejected set? For God's sake you are GOd's gift to humanity with your amazing self! No really!
salamiplus:
Someone in SG needs to exercise some grounded aesthetic judgements. The first photo you reproduce from the rejected set is worth a set in itself.
Keep it coming Al: we all love you!