Monday Aug 26, 2002

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JESUS CHRIST MY FUCKING HAND!!! It's totally fucked. I was like, "hmm, there's some stuff coming out of my piercing..." so I poked it a bit and all this horrible fleshy bloody nasty... you get the picture started coming out of it... I went to wash it off but it was ATTACHED TO MY HAND. Like the whole inside of the piercing was deciding to fold out. So of course I had to poke it more, and now it's really angry. If it looks worse tomorrow, it's gone.

Today was my last day at work. I can't believe I only got 2 new piercings this summer. I wanted to get my nipples redone, but the guy who was going to do it went out of town and won't get back until next week... when I'm back at school. I'm going this Thursday.

My good buddy Sean stayed over this weekend on the way to school; he drove from Detroit with a super nice girl named Courtney. We took her to the bath house on Sunday and had a jolly good naked pretend lesbian time. Guys miss out on the whole actual bath house thing. Someone always has to jizz on the floor and the whole deal just degrades into a place where gay men go to do it. THEN, those guys give other gay guys a bad name. I love the bath house. Girls can conduct themselves. Guys jizz on the floor.

My poor, sad hand...

When the crap are we going to get more Dia, dammit?
chaosmonkey:
You know, I've never been to a bathhouse, so I don't know what you mean when you say "naked." I'm pretty sure what you mean by "jizz on the floor," but you make it sound like there are many more cases of uncontrolable ejaculation than I was aware of. Besides all that, though, naked pretend lesbian time sounds like a blast.

Having your hand turn itself inside out doesn't sound like a blast at all. Screwed up.

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