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tororo:
Have a platinum Christmas!
tororo:
And today is the day for wishing you, not only a happy year, but a great many happy years!
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If you had to have one part of your body removed and replaced with a prosthetic device, what part would it be? Also,
(1) What would be the single most important function that this replacement part would have to be able to reproduce from your original human part?
(2) What would be the single most important advantage over your original human part?

robot

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uptight:
erm...probably my beergut

I have been devising a home liposuction kit. It consists of a hollow, thermoconductive needle attached to a vacuuming device.

You plug it into the port on the prosthetic beercut cover, turn on the vacuum and let the heated needle melt the fat and suck it out.

Of course, such a device would be very expensive, but you could use the fatty by-produce to make candles, sealing wax and lemon curd (what did you THIBK it was made of?).

Within 3 years the device would have paid for itself and, via the prosthetic beergut with lipovac coupling, you will have an ironing board stomach.

want to go into bsiness?
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I sooo want to try this beer!

http://www.arrogantbastard.com/

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pantsonfire:
i posted a milwaukee bar guide in the wisconsinites thread. hope it helps.
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My new bag was made by Wenger, one of the Swiss Army knife companies.
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Arrrr ARRR!!!

This face is sooo cool, savvy?
synnove:
noo it wasn't my mom that cried, it was me tongue
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Kompressor is hilarious.

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vivalasvegas:
No, I'm not in Cirque de Soleil yet. You were in the Florida troupe? Amazing, what did you do with them? That kicks ass, I'm still planning on packing up one day and going with them!

synnove:
HEY EVERYONE LOOK SILVER IS A MEMBER AT SUICIDEGIRLS.COM
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My car is diseased. Some system fails every 4 to 6 months. This time its the water pump, it seized ruptured while I was on the highway. It cost just over $100 to have it towed home so now I can't even afford to fix it. So I guess its time, once again, to run back to mommy and daddy for money whatever

ok, I'll stop...
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... aimless. someone aim me and pull the trigger, I need to do something or I will never do anything.
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burn:
I'm a biter too. miao!!
morgan:
thanks, you're right about the objectifying thing...if someone can't understand that I can be here as a sexy person and still be a smart person, they aren't a big deal to me anyway, because they just aren't worth it.
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I think I am slipping into depression and my spine is broken, pity me ... actually, don't pity me. it kinda irritates me ... skull
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tororo:
So far it used to rainstorm at least once in a while during summer.... this year not a single raindrop felt in the last 3 months...
... how is it in Milwaukee?
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tororo:
I, too, was pleased when i discovered these new smilies...
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