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i want to get all my friends together and film a reenactment of the final scene from scarface, in which i play tony montana, only i'll actually be playing myself. but i'll still have a gun.

the world is yours.

i went to this special summer camp when i was a young teenager. they always told us that we were the top one-quarter of...
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obsidity:
yeah.
Take me with you.
the glory part, I already got the mediocrity part.
kiss
corso:
Personally, I think that underachieving ex-kid genuises spilling their guts on a porn site blog is fretty fucking cool. I mean, bunches of us are underachieving ex-kid geniuses. My impression is that its more or less normal around here, or at least as normal around here as anything is going to get. So lots of us can connect.

Besides, you're damn hot.
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tonight, i finally disengaged from family gatherings to venture forth into the arms of the boys. we all converged upon brandon and kyle's place. i soon learned that deckwreck and suprpkl were going to move into the same apartment complex as b and k this january, and that mike was going to join them this summer.

this image took some time to coagulate in my...
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scylla:
haha, I looked up that ISU. God, I hope that's not the Ian I'm thinking of. eek.
drpirate:
I hope all your Christmas wishes come true
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so how many of you knew that i have a lazy eye, albeit slight?

it's true.

blackeyed
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mister_x:
reeeaaly?
*runs off to check sets and pics*

hmm... i never noticed it before.
outlawtrick:
what does a man got to do for a pizza around here?
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"the force that made men out of apes is the force that makes a man stare at a nipple and makes the nipple harden proudly under his gaze." robert anton wilson, ishtar rising

ooo aaa
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fancier:
kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
fancier:
DAMMIT YOU ARE TOO CUTE AND IT'S JUST NOT FAIR.

you're even cute when you're sitting on the pot.
that's a lucky toilet seat.

ok that was a little crude.

i know and you know, that you kick ass. we should join forces and kick twice as many asses someday.

flux for president.
kiss kiss kiss
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i'm heading back to Atlanta today to spend Kwanzaa with the folks. this means, of course, that i will be neglecting my internet family just a little, so expect a bit less of yr fluxx0r for a while. however, those of you who have been monitoring my mental state with concern, rejoice in knowing that i will actually be leaving my house-and the crowd emits...
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arrington1279:
But drinking gasoline is a holiday tradition! What are you, a Scrooge or something?
varzadium:
have a good trip across the country.

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thank you so much everyone for all the birthday wishes. i wish i could thank each and every one of you, but there were over a hundred. wow. once again, i get more day of nascence love from internet people than real life people. y'all's great.

the actual birthday sucked (writing a paper), but the sucking was okay because, through the sucking, i am not...
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desidia:
it infuriating.enfuriating how you're on cam and i can't talk to you. i'll miss you.
sqook:
I hear you on this one. It's funny how sometimes you end up relating to people you've never even seen or met. Ahh, praise be the intarweb.

Jesus, I hop on a ternimal in a public lab at 8-fucking-am, and you've already got 2 pages of comments. One of these days I'm gonna get first post in your journal. =D
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so, happy birthday to me.

as per tradition, here's to another year spent pining for friends, lovers, and family too far off to touch, to the internet being more tangible than real voices, to making stupid decisions, to the entropy of time, to drinking alone on a Wednesday night, and to living in the future because the past is too slow and the present too...
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strikinghelix:
oh shoot look how far down the list of people wishing you a happy birthday i am. it's not even the proper day. hope it was fun.
i thought it would be nice to send my best wishes while i am taking a break from composing some retarded presenation i have to give tomorrow.
bye
shifgrethor:
p.s. If it's not happy, then make it be happy ...
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a green field, ready for Love, listens to the Notwist and rumbles off

and December slumps along,
and the black earth is sleeping,
in my heart, it's spring of yet,
and my corner's ripe for sowing.

afore ye plant the seed, i bet
ye'd like to know, it's snowing.
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mister_x:
С Днём рождения!
sfdeep:
3 reasons Sagitarrians are the coolest mofo's in the Zodiaznitz:

1/ we're always right, even if it takes scientists 100 years to figure it out.

2/ we're the biggest optimists. the glass is not only half-full, but there is also a parallel universe nearby with a glass that's completely full.

3/ if you doubt that this is our time to shine, refer to #1.

werd to yer bday.

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vambot5:
some ninja you are. starting with a star? anyone can throw one of those. you're supposed to start with single-tipped shuriken until you master it, then dual-edged, eventually working your way up to the star.

but admittedly, ninja babes == HOTT. if only you were a cyborg.
mister_x:
now what you need is the zombie survival guide. it may save your life.
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one of my favorite ways to analyze people is by their favorite Shakespearean play. it says a great deal about my peer group that this can actually be put into effect, i suppose.

mine's Macbeth. i think we all know what that means.
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pro_tractor:
Julius Caesar for the haruspication scene (I'm a sucker for anything where the entrails of birds are consulted). As far a production of a Shakespeare piece, I would have to go with the relatively recent film adaptation of Titus Andronicus titled Titus w/ Anthony Hopkins. Out of this world. Henry the 5th is hard to ignore considering the present political climate, and I also saw it over the summer in Central Park.

Favorite read... I don't know.

Off the subject, have you read Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood? Very good, I just finished it.

And happy birthday

[Edited on Dec 15, 2003 5:43PM]
jeff_fries:
*Whew*. Sorry to get here so late. Richard II, because I know what it means to be a shitty leader.