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Yeah! I finally got my wireless card working. I say to it: "you are my bitch now, bitch."
grooverider:
Hi.
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I've been peed on
distra:
aye, that's has to suck.... take a shower mate, it'll be alright.. wink
laputa64:
Happy Belated Birthday!
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Is it twisted at all that I like to make cancer jokes and find cancer humorous?

Thanks Onion!
Cancer: (June 22July 22)
You may say there's nothing wrong with you that a week in the Bahamas won't cure, but the stars recommend you get the chemotherapy.
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vladdic:
NO! We had a damned good reason for nulifying that pact! Ass and titties my friend, ass, titties and booze.
flux:
FAIIIILUUUURE.
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I finally have internet again! Yay for me!
deckwreck:
dude, that was the best joke i ever told.
vladdic:
Joke? Whatever it is.. tell me Knifefight doesn't think its good.. we all know how.. twisted... his sense of humor is.
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Yeah I haven't been online in like a month. Just moved in to a new place and no internent yet....soon though.
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well...I think tonight was one of the worst nights I've ever had. I actually wanted to seriously hurt one of my good friends and I was moderately sober. Also, I told one of my other good friends that I never wanted to see him again, and I waited until I was completely sober to tell him this.
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nescafe:
poor jew.
vladdic:
I really think I should of broken said friends arm when he shoved that nasty vomit covered shirt in my face. Would of taught the little punk a lesson.
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Normally I'm not a violent guy, but in the past two weeks I have been (partly because Paul encouraged me). If you're reading this, I'm sure you know about me beating Paul up. I don't remember ever kicking him, so I think he just put that in the spice up his story. We might have been trading blows though with kicks, because I still have...
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grooverider:
so, is the guy's name really "Jew" or is this some new-faschist thing you've been developing?
grooverider:
ok then.
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Hey everybody say "Oy" to my bro Sam987 (I'll let you guess his name). He obviously likes kittens!

Also, everybody needs to read this (i'm featured as knifefight)
deckwreck:
this'll grow you some fine fishcorn bushes!

and in that link, i'm featured as hobbit. hoight!
bathory:
mmhmm
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Are there any good cures for foot smells?
flux:
tonguebaths from hott chixxx!
sam987:
hey its your brother, i'm telling mom
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If anybody out there believes in telekinesis, raise my hand biggrin.

Ok this weekend was crazy. I beat Andrew Morris over the head with a frying pan so hard that he dented the pan blackeyed, I beat Paul's ass so bad that he was peeing blood blackeyed, I left Scottie a drunken british voicemail when I don't even remember calling him shocked, and when I...
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flux:
I LESS THAN A MONTH, I WILL HIT YOU WITH A FRYING PAN!
nescafe:
I have the power of telekinesis...

I can open my cd-rom drive and close and open windows using only the power of the viruses on my PC.. which my mind opted to download.

Telekinesis by proxy.
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well, nobody even bothered trying to guess about the profile pic. It's the "Coqz Heaumez", or Helmeted Cock. *shakes head in disappointment* LOSERS! ALL OF YOU ARE LOSERS! Especially deckwreck
deckwreck:
suprpkl wants us to make this for our annual thanksgiving feast! im not sure where we are gonna get a whole pig, so i guess we will just have a turkey breast riding a ham or something. tasty AND violent!
flux:
mmmmm cock.