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Last week I did a tandem skydive with the Golden Knights, the US Army elite parachute team. If you haven't heard of them, imagine if the Blue Angels were skydivers instead of jet pilots. The accuracy competitions they engage in involve placing a pinhead-sized sensor on a bullseye which is only 3 cm in diameter. You could hardly pick a better group of jumpers in...
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deckwreck:
A little balloon icon told me it's your birthday. Happy birthday!
boychucker:
Happy birthday punk. You should come over this Sunday for a cookout.

Good times.
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Remorse
1: moral anguish arising from repentance for past misdeeds; bitter regret
Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French remors, from Medieval Latin remorsus, from Late Latin remordere (to bite again).

Funny story:
A friend of mine was at a bar in Germany recently. Several patrons, seeing that he was a newcomer, pointed out a certain individual to him. They warned him not to...
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sinn666:
hahaha, weird and funny at the same time!! biggrin
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Hi there.

This girl just totally crushed me, but that's beside the point. Don't bother sympathizing--if anything, ridicule me and make me feel like a total jackass for even bringing it up. Heap your abuse on my head. Flay my foolish skin with your rapier wit and let my heart shrivel and twist in the searing flame of your merciless scorn.

Boo fucking hoo.

But...
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sinn666:
Hope you are doing ok. That's cool that you are moving to Atlanta. A lot of Sg folks around here ya know. I hope I never run into any satanic pigeons. Stop by and say hello! smile
boychucker:
Don't know if you know this band, but the Paperchase is playing here on Tuesday and they're out of control good.

I think we're having a housewarming party sometime soon, I'll let you know when.
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apologees:
like the face in that pic.

guess what? im gonna be a buddhist now.

give us a call and drink with us next time yer down here...i think opti has digits.
smile
deckwreck:
Are you serious?!! It was that huge fucking party next door; I had a lapse and wrote 201 when I meant 203. You should have just walked in; Flux and i were hanging about and it wouldn't have been that long before you found us. That does suck though.
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Man, it's been a long time since I was here.
It'll probably be awhile until I return as well.

I've been so fucking busy lately. My project is really time-consuming lately. Not only do I have to make sense out of all my contigs(DNA sequence assemblies), but I also have to teach a bunch of shit to this new guy, Dr. Jang. He's from Korea,...
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deckwreck:
Hey man, I'll be in Athens on the 7th for my friend's birthday. If you feel like getting away from all that biology nonsense and drinking with a bunch of undergrads, let me know.
deckwreck:
Yeah, turns out I'm not gonna be up there tomorrow after all... I have to be in Atlanta at 9am Saturday. But, I will be up there next thursday, so I'll hit you up.
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If you don't like the FCC, here's a place where you can sign a petition that will probably achieve little. But sign the motherfucker anyways.

STOP THE FCC

I'm about to run to the Science Library (and probably the Main Library too) to do some hard-core research and xeroxing.
Later!
:cue montage of study scenes with 80's music:

Oh, and look, here's an enormous mantis...
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crasscary:
It was good to meet you and optimistress at the Fantomas / Melt-Banana show here in Athens; even if it was brief smile
I'd like to talk to you about kung fu while I'm sober (heh...) sometime.
_bossanova_:
What have you done with Jinny?biggrin

Please tell her I say hi and the two of you had better come hang out in a month when I get back.kiss
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Last week I:
--rearrayed, replicated, and qualitatively scored 960 bacterial clones
--practiced almost every single kata that I have ever learned
--got over a bout of "drummer's block"
--put the smackdown on several fools
--watched people (hang from/pull at) hooks in their flesh
--dug up some good ideas for a tattoo design
--decided to be completely honest with some people and thereby resolved much conflict...
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vutek:
940 bacterial clones....maybe.
but 960 is just unheard of!!
_bossanova_:
Who would that fabulous girl be?wink

I'm so happy for you two.biggrin

kisskisskiss

PS-Congratulations on the extra pair of testes. Don't they get in the way?
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Writing my thesis sucks donkey balls.

"I do not know what I may appear to the world;
but to myself I seem to have been only
like a boy playing on the seashore,
and diverting myself in now and then finding
a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than
ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay
all undiscovered before me."
--Isaac Newton

I just...
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sinn666:
I have met you. We went to see Dillinger Escape Plan.

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apologees:
listened to that WEEN show for the first time yesterday while i was giving my lil bro the driving tour of east atlanta. excellent. fucking love it. it was the only BDay present i got that i like. you fucking rock. i owe you a beer.
smile
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Argh...

Massive...amounts of data...clogging my brain...

When I close my eyes, I can see Excel spreadsheets scrolling by, thousands of rows of numbers and formulas and codes streaming behind my tired lids.

Must...finish...thesis...

Yep, it's a knock-down, drag-out fight to the finish--me versus a billion or so bacterial cells. Sometimes I wish I could just shrink myself down to their size and fucking tear them...
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starisea:
Dude! As always, your posts have me giggling away like a deranged hyena. biggrin surreal biggrin

Change is forcing me to metamorphose as well, and I'm trying to not fight it tooth and nail. (change scares stari girls . . . eeek ) Yes, I am a dork! smile

Good luck taking down those pesky non-cooperative cells. (Damn them! wink ) And even more luck with the thesis. Let me know when you defend, so I can send you the good good stari vibage.

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ajgirl:
Friday ?? You coming up??
kiss
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Label printers are fun. Now a bunch of stuff in my house has labels.

Microwave=Time Machine
TV=Idiot Box
VCR=Ocular Traumatizer
Amplifier=Mind Control Device
Bass Drum=Rectal Extruder
Utility Closet=Midget's Quarters
...and my favorite,
the light switch by the front door=Lawn Ninja Activation Unit

Yeah, I'm a dork.

Don't make me jump in your ass and rip up your sphincter like a hair scrunchy and dance around...
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deckwreck:
Hair scrunchy?
ajgirl:
Yo guy...sup? I guess I've never actually posted to you on your prof before...hmmmm. I guess im not really a very social person. So how are things?
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I have a ticket to see the great and mighty Fantomas at the 40 Watt on April 2nd.
The Japanese group Melt Banana will be the openers.
This promises to be an extremely brutal show.

The weather is so nice and warm right now; you'd never guess that it snowed last week. Today is going to be a fantastic day.

And now, an extremely crude...
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apologees:
im gonna get that fucker...ill be drinking two doors down at that bar....i'll get him. I'LL GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!
tongue
funny joke, btw.

here's another:
what does a small baby look like when you put it in a microwave for 3 minutes?

don't know?

me neither, i was too busy touching myself.
tongue
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Tendonitis is a bitch.

I have overexerted the tendon which binds one of my hip flexor muscles to the medial iliac region of my pelvis. Specifically, it's attached to the rectus femoris muscle, usually the strongest muscle in the body.
People will tell you that the tounge is the strongest muscle, which is true in relative terms. But in terms of absolute strength, the rectus...
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boychucker:
Any shows of interest coming around?
optimistress:
hey you
just dropping you a line to say thanks for being there- and i'll always be here for ya...
no worries, no stress on my part wink

hope that damn giftie shows up soon! grrrrrr

kiss kiss kiss