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So my cat

was outside when my step-mother came home. He decided at the last second

that he was ready to come back inside. He didn't quite move fast enough.

So I come home, and see a surprise on the front steps.

Cat was nowhere to be seen. A few hours later I was able to coax him back inside. He didn't actually lose the
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ferkixlll:
Wishing a speedy recovery. Bag Balm and Duct Tape works wonders.
aflalimo:
I accidentally caught one of my cat’s tails in the windowsill when I was closing the window. Chopped a one inch section off of her tail. I felt like such an asshole. She was sitting way too close to the window for me to shut it so abruptly. She recovered but it was dicey. She developed an infection that was very difficult to treat and almost died. Never have I shut a window so carelessly before or since.
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1) Do I like bleu cheese?:Yes, but mostly as a dip for french fries or wings.

2) Coke or Pepsi?:I haven't drank soda for about 20 years (high fructose corn syrup), but when I did, I like the flavor of pepsi better, but coke was better for mixing drinks. Also I liked New Coke better than both others, but I was in the minority there....
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wizard0:
@littlejohn22 I do the flannel year round.  I also have  a fleece set that I haven't tried yet.
blu:
:)
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So I am having a 4oth birthday surprise party for a good friend. Since he is always working and has ungodly hours, I was reduced to telling him about it, in order to make sure he would be there. So the surprise is actually on all the people who think it is still a surprise party. Someone is really going to be surprised.

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ferkixlll:
Have him get there early and have everyone else show up 45 minutes late, after getting messages saying that they are blowing off the party.
littlejohn22:
that sounds fun and sounds like it was complicated to get him there