A little bit about me

📏height: 5' and shrinking.

⏳age: 48

👀 eye color: melting brown

♒️ sign: libra

💁 hair color: brown, and sadly some gray. Mostly in the beard.

🎲 favorite thing: games. Plus games. Did I mention games? Oh, and boobs.

🎨 favorite color: Black and/or gold

🍝 food:KFC

⏰ favorite time of day:Late evening to early morning. Around 2am

🌙 day or night? Night

📅 favorite holiday...
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littlejohn22:
nice
almost_missed:
So in for games wooohooo!!!
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kiley:
You know if you buy a pair of tickets to see the Blackheart Burlesque by the end of this month and email your confirmation to iamagreatgiftgiver@suicidegirls.com, we'll also give you three months free time to your SG account! Just send us a link to your account with the email!
wizard0:
I tried to buy some last time they were in Portland, @kiley , but being technologically impaired, I failed miserably.  I had a freind order them for our group and we paid her back. I have also tried and failed to get her to sign up, but I'll pass along the info to her.  I'm sure we'll get her to pick the tickets up again this year.

You Rule, Vietnamese Waxer Lady

My regular waxer was not available and I just could not bear the wild, untamed amazon bush jungle that my, well, bush had become for another day.

So I came to you on my lunch hour, Anonymous Vietnamese Waxer Lady who works at the cheapie nail place. We were mere strangers before this afternoon, but after knowing you only an...
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littlejohn22:
OMG, this is awesome
teddykev:
I don't know if I commented on this when you posted last but yeah still epic😀

So some friends of mine started a facebook group for another friend who is one of those grumpy christmas people. Everyone is sending her christmas cards from all over the world, and different gifts anonymously. Someone even sent "a bag of dicks". her reaction has been hilarious. I can't wait till they finally invite her to the group. I'm sure there will be...
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littlejohn22:
a bag of dicks...?... who are these males that are missing their dicks? LOL
ferkixlll:
Friends! 😉😉

A bear

and a rabbit

were taking a shit in the woods.

The bear turned to the rabbit and asked, "Do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit replied, "Why, no!"

So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.


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nebula:
Dead 😂
hiptobes:
Haha I was just about to comment about hearing it on Delirious.

Ok, I was tagged by @electriceye22 for my top 3 movies I have watched over and over. My top one would have to be Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

I could easily add The Life of Brian and The Meaning of Life to this, but one Monty Python is enough. British humor at it's complete best. I have a group of friends that
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nebula:
Holy Grail is probably number 1 for me too :)
ferkixlll:
Holy Grail on top of my list as well.

Guess I haven't done one of these for a while, but this seems like an easy one. @rambo @missy @lyxzen When I was a fairly young teen-ager

I was hanging out in the woods with a friend of mine. We had built a fire

and we were leaving, so we had to put it out.

I got the bright idea that I should piss
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rudeboy71:
Smokies new slogan, "Only you can prevent penis fires."
ferkixlll:
Ouch!!!! But way better than a catastrophic lighting farts on fire mishap.