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Jon Stewart is my hero.
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skeksi:
It makes me happy that his show exists, and that it is popular. Little things like that give me hope for the human race sometimes.
attack_macaque:
That man is a god. love

Oh, and "Her Majesty's Pound Me In The Arse Prison" was priceless... biggrin
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Man, you know what I fucking hate?

When I play my fucking guts out in a 10 +1 MTT SNG, and get heads-up, and find AK in the big blind.

The other guy (who has played moderately well, but gotten VERY lucky a few times) raises me, so I push, and he turns up KJo. I think I'm about to win my first ever 100...
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lavinia:
My motto for poker is:

Always lose your shirt first. When you are a woman a nice set of firm breasts can really help you cheat (Unless your opponent is a gay male).



biggrin love smile

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karalynn:
Just submitted a Story on Tech news. Hope it gets approved

PS welcome to SG

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PokerStars Tournament , No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $10.00/$1.00
18 players
Total Prize Pool: $180.00
Tournament started - 2005/06/19 -

Dear [Wil]

You finished the tournament in 2nd place.
A $54.00 award has been credited to your Real Money account.


Congratulations!
Thank you for participating.

With a tiny chip lead, I made a huge raise from the BB heads-up with ATh, got called, and bet about...
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renfield7:
Grats, Wil!

2nd is nothing to shake a stick at unless it's a WTA or 5-6 people, or a dollar game I suppose.

I have yet to be in a game with more than 10 people and make it to the point where I am heads up. I always, ALWAYS, find myself beaten by ridiculous crap when I have pocket Queens or Kings or some such. I suppose i should play to hold onto my chips by 5th place or so because at that point, any hand that puts me in favor gets beaten by 3 6 d catching a flush after throwing it all-in before the flop or something idiotic like that.

You're obviously doing well, frustrating as it may be sometimes. Keep it up!
darthsmurf:
Keep it up... maybe you can teach Frakes a thing or 2.... biggrin
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And now, my Phil Hellmuth imitation:

I'm a tournament poker player. Sure, a lot of people I respect in the poker blogger world say that tourneys are -EV, but for the last month, I've doubled my bankroll just playing low-stakes (5.50 and 10+1) SNGs. I play good, solid tournament strategy, and I've learned to take advantage of people who are trying to protect their stacks,...
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timmy55:
I had the same problem with $0.25-$0.50 ring games - it's barely a step above play money for some people and they'll call anything all the way to the river.

I just started playing $0.50-$1 ring games and there's a noticeable difference. For a start, it's possible to find tables where less than 50% of the 10 players there are seeing the flop!
wilwheaton:
. . . and I took down first place in a 10 +1 late last night for $45, which wipes out all my losses, and leaves me stuck only $5 on the month.

<petergriffin>sweet</petergriffin>

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Haha hahahaha. It's funny, because it's true.
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sirpsychosexy:
That picture looks like less of a Sigh-H to me and more of a "hey everybody this is what it was like when I flew in the plane; 'woosh', 'neeeerowwww', 'screech'. They gave condi little pilot wings but I got penuts and a flight suit!"
attack_macaque:
"Ein reich, ein volk, ein fundraiser!" biggrin
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If you don't read my personal blog, you may not know that I write a weekly column for The Onion AV Club, called The Games of our Lives. It's a great gig: I get paid to play and write about classic video games, and I get a free subscription to The Onion. smile

This means that I get to cut out things like this,...
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nimhly:
baaahahahahaha awesome.

splendid show, old bean!
jonasgrumby:
Lode Runner on the Apple 2e in my high school library... nothing better.
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Pope Promotes Abstinence to Fight AIDS

Pope Benedict XVI urged African bishops Friday to keep up their fight against
AIDS, reiterating church teaching that abstinence is the only "fail-safe" way to prevent the spread of the virus.

"It is of great concern that the fabric of African life, its very source of hope and stability, is threatened by divorce, abortion, prostitution, human trafficking and a...
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ikcsmiley:
Welcome to the site smile

(...resisting urge to call you ensign... biggrin )


In response to your article - so much for the "Culture of Life" of the Bush administration tongue
boo_radley:
I think you may be preaching to the choir in SG, Walter... wink
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I'll be on the Computer America radio show tonight. Tune in at 10PM EDT.
dan76:
I have to wash my hair. Maybe next time.
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When I found out that my friend Danica McKellar had a chance to be featured in Stuff, I put out a call to Fark the vote on WWdN. It looks like it paid off, because she's got a very hot shoot in the July issue. (Picture links are sketchy. Sorry)

Go Danica!
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timmy:
I'm surprised they didn't put her in a Jets jacket.
dem_z:
I saw this story about robot bins and flocking benches and thought that you might be interested.

I love your news wire items. smile
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Via Waxy.org (who hilariously says "Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!"), I discovered this hilarious blog, written by one Alex Blagg.

The post that caught Waxy (and my) attention is titled 5 Movies I Wish People Would Stop Quoting. I agree with them all, but my personal favorite is

1. "Swingers" -- It takes a special kind of douchebag...
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phantomvi:
Hey, it's great to see you on the site. I've really been enjoying your video game column that's been running in The Onion.
sempi:
Welcome to the community. Enjoy your stay with us.