The post that caught Waxy (and my) attention is titled 5 Movies I Wish People Would Stop Quoting. I agree with them all, but my personal favorite is
1. "Swingers" -- It takes a special kind of douchebag to STILL be shamelessly quoting this movie, totally oblivious to the fact that Swingers was actually making fun of the same lame assholes you and your friends have spent the last ten years trying to become. When I hear someone quote from this movie, especially at a bar, I immediately know that 1) they don't get laid very much, despite dedicating an embarrassing amount of their time trying to, 2) they spend all their time talking about getting 'beautiful babies' because they can't admit they're gay, and 3) I will hate them. Guess what, idiots? You're so NOT 'Fucking Money' - and you don't even know it. You're the opposite of money. You are the abject poverty of culture and style. Keep reading Maxim and deluding yourselves into thinking that girls love drunk assholes, then wondering why you go home alone every night and masturbate unsuccessfully to boozy fantasies about your friend who thinks he's Vince Vaughn.
