Sigh...
Nic away in L.A, very little to do. More telly?
08:00 Pornographic Testcard
No 24: Vertical frequency gratings and facial cum shot.
10:15 EXTREME Ornothology
Chuffs, cocks and tits.
11:00 The Ku Klux Klangers
White supremacist version of the surreal 1970s children's show.
11:25 EXTREME News
Details of all the latest wars, disasters and murders read by an epileptic sword swallower on acid.
12:45...
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Nic away in L.A, very little to do. More telly?
08:00 Pornographic Testcard
No 24: Vertical frequency gratings and facial cum shot.
10:15 EXTREME Ornothology
Chuffs, cocks and tits.
11:00 The Ku Klux Klangers
White supremacist version of the surreal 1970s children's show.
11:25 EXTREME News
Details of all the latest wars, disasters and murders read by an epileptic sword swallower on acid.
12:45...
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siv:
heehee. brilliant. 
i'd subscribe!
i'd subscribe!
kestrel:
Extreme ornothology actually sounds awesome! Maybe that's just me, being a bird person... 
Hmmm. Nic's out at work....whats on the telly then eh?
09:00 Wish I was here
VR holiday show.
09:55 The Crew
Fly on the wall documentary series where a camera crew filming a fly on the wall documentary series for a rival channel are followed around and filmed 24 hours a day to see how they like it.
12:00 FILM: Groundforce Day
Bill Murray finds...
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09:00 Wish I was here
VR holiday show.
09:55 The Crew
Fly on the wall documentary series where a camera crew filming a fly on the wall documentary series for a rival channel are followed around and filmed 24 hours a day to see how they like it.
12:00 FILM: Groundforce Day
Bill Murray finds...
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nic:
I miss your cuddles. 
caz:
Fuckin hilarious pic you made for Nadine, your a star... a shooting star... a shooting star hurtlering outta control... a shooting start hurltelling out of contol over a village of innocent young babys..... a shooting start hurtl........................
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big_dave:
heh... you'll have to tell Nic some bad news about that there bike, fella 
Well, i just left a shitload of testimonials. I cant really see the point of them. Is it so SG's can look up to see whose an asshole and who is godlike?
Anyway. Im alright. you?
Im going into St. Albans today i think. Theres a new Jhonen Vasquez book out- only he's using a different name. Jesus, how silly. So i shall be standing...
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Anyway. Im alright. you?
Im going into St. Albans today i think. Theres a new Jhonen Vasquez book out- only he's using a different name. Jesus, how silly. So i shall be standing...
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asha:
wazzock....fantastic. i'm partial to pillock too.
wheres my testimonial??
i don't see the point in them myself....i haven't actually clicked on anyones profile and thought - ooh i'll see what people think of this guy.
wheres my testimonial??
i don't see the point in them myself....i haven't actually clicked on anyones profile and thought - ooh i'll see what people think of this guy.
kinto:
Nice one, grazie mille.
Have a wonderful summer and if you're bored, well... destroy stuff
See you in Autumn!
K
Have a wonderful summer and if you're bored, well... destroy stuff
See you in Autumn!
K
Huh? Hold the fuck on...whats a testimonial?
Ohhh I am very busy, busy busy, busy busy oh hohoho Colin Newman on fire...
Torture Garden tonite with Nic Nak. I am bricking it, as they may not let me in- despite us having tickets. OH! i should bring the camers shouldnt i!? Yeah, I'll do that, show you blousey types what yer missin.
Hey, check that...
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Ohhh I am very busy, busy busy, busy busy oh hohoho Colin Newman on fire...
Torture Garden tonite with Nic Nak. I am bricking it, as they may not let me in- despite us having tickets. OH! i should bring the camers shouldnt i!? Yeah, I'll do that, show you blousey types what yer missin.
Hey, check that...
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caz:
Whoa a darth vader helmet. My mate has one of those and he used to just sit there watchin tv in it, and drinkng rum and coke. Trust me it get freaky.. untill he tries to talk and we cant hear him...lol.
[Edited on Jul 03, 2003]
[Edited on Jul 03, 2003]
maelwys:
Well, it's not quite legal action but sort of compensation. Through bribes of chocolate I have convinced the company secretary to let me buy a shiny new computer through the company and then convieniantly 'loose' the paperwork in the system. Plus my boss was silly enough to leave me with the keys to petty cash box. Inkjet cartridges, zip disks and any other supplies I need mysteriously become company requirements. Yes I am a total bastard. But then my boss is a rich arsehole with a ferrari. I'm still going to put laxatives in Phil's coffee for not changing the saw blade and thus moolering my hand on spiky metal. I'm also a vindictive bastard 
Are you motherfucking ready for the new shit?
Oh, jolly good.
Guess what?
I E.mailed my old partner in crime Lee Nelson (a.k.a Lord Wombat), he is doing fine and is sorting out a comedy night in london!
He said that once he sorts everything, i get:
20 MUTHAFUCKING MINUTES TO PERFORM MY ASS OFF!!
I am a cheery colin. I am dreaming up all...
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Oh, jolly good.
Guess what?
I E.mailed my old partner in crime Lee Nelson (a.k.a Lord Wombat), he is doing fine and is sorting out a comedy night in london!
He said that once he sorts everything, i get:
20 MUTHAFUCKING MINUTES TO PERFORM MY ASS OFF!!
I am a cheery colin. I am dreaming up all...
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rogziel:
HURRAH FOR TRAUMA-BOT
KILL KILL KILL!!!
KILL KILL KILL!!!
big_dave:
I'm still smarting cos you didn't shout COOOEEE! GERONIMO! across the room.
FLOOOMPH!!
Alright? Thought I'd fill you in my recent goings on...
This morning, on my way to work on the bus, i put together a comedy set- and a pretty damn good one comprising of some of my old material and new stuff. It involves, spiders, dogs, and Kylie Minougue.
So...all i require now is a venue? Does anyone know a place where new acts...
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partiallyblind:
i wish. maybe if they paid me in booty it'd actually be worth it?
siara:
... wipe clean uniforms.. that is soo strange... i guess it makes it alot easier for some people.. to do.. whatever they do in them... hehe!!
.. hope you find a venue.. there are heaps over here in Australia.. but thats probably too far
.. hope you find a venue.. there are heaps over here in Australia.. but thats probably too far
KKKKRRRRRUUUBOOOOM!
pheweee! I, sirs and madams, am cream - fuckin- crackered.
Yes, I shot the UK girls for the superspectular 5 girl UK set, yes, I went to Download Fest with them and saw cool bands, and Yes, I fell in love with each and every one of those ladies.
The shoot went pretty much ok. Cherry had bought along her fkn amazing cam which...
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pheweee! I, sirs and madams, am cream - fuckin- crackered.
Yes, I shot the UK girls for the superspectular 5 girl UK set, yes, I went to Download Fest with them and saw cool bands, and Yes, I fell in love with each and every one of those ladies.
The shoot went pretty much ok. Cherry had bought along her fkn amazing cam which...
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cherry:
methinks you're a showoff 
If I was a superhero I'd be stoked. It's always been my ambition to be so.
I'm not sure about the film thingie now I just gots me a job and it starts on the 16th
Cherry xox
If I was a superhero I'd be stoked. It's always been my ambition to be so.
I'm not sure about the film thingie now
I just gots me a job and it starts on the 16th
Cherry xox
cherry:
Hmm, a stake through the heart? That's a bit mucky for my likings.
Cherry xox
Cherry xox
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verystrange:
Sure mate keep on creating!
Just always have some sense to it. Random associations can sometimes prove to be still insightful but mostly a sense of purpose is more aesthetically pleasing to the eyeand mind.
By the way I am at the University of Durham
Just always have some sense to it. Random associations can sometimes prove to be still insightful but mostly a sense of purpose is more aesthetically pleasing to the eyeand mind.
By the way I am at the University of Durham
cherry:
Yes, it's a prison.
Now go away, my head hurts
Cherry xox
Now go away, my head hurts
Cherry xox
FEEL MY PAIN
Hello my petals. Many thanks to all who wished me happy b.day things, to those that didnt: when i am king- you will be first against the wall.
Since my b.day i have been very very busy- which is a good thing. I've featured 2 movies for a start go look: http://www.zebox.com/subterraneanfilms/
The films are Day Out Of The Dead and Midnight...
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Hello my petals. Many thanks to all who wished me happy b.day things, to those that didnt: when i am king- you will be first against the wall.
Since my b.day i have been very very busy- which is a good thing. I've featured 2 movies for a start go look: http://www.zebox.com/subterraneanfilms/
The films are Day Out Of The Dead and Midnight...
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neon:
i'll wrestle with you any day if you let me win. how are you doing?
raven:
would it be okay if i peeked in and said a very belated happy birthday? will you show me a bit more mercy when you are ruler of the earth?
"If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG." --Jack Nicholson
Wow, im pretty pooped. Its monday morning, and my last day of freedom before hitting the grindstone again tomorrow. Booo.
So, the movie shoot i accompanied Nicola to actually became something of a pleasant suprise- made some new...
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Wow, im pretty pooped. Its monday morning, and my last day of freedom before hitting the grindstone again tomorrow. Booo.
So, the movie shoot i accompanied Nicola to actually became something of a pleasant suprise- made some new...
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kinto:
Seems I'm a bit late but "happy b'day to you sir !"
K
I wanna be a zombie in a movie too !!
K
I wanna be a zombie in a movie too !!
noirin:
yeh man i am so back where it's at, i've neglected the online superhighway and all the treasure that lies therein muchly of late. but now i feel is the time to take advantage of all the wonders on offer and maybe have some friends, i dunno maybe, that might be pushing it.
it is almost SUMMER!
and well spotted, i changed my name with a change of mind and a little inspiration from the anime legend of noir, the most feared [and compulsorily female] assassin the world has known! hurrah!
it is almost SUMMER!
and well spotted, i changed my name with a change of mind and a little inspiration from the anime legend of noir, the most feared [and compulsorily female] assassin the world has known! hurrah!