About Me
A whole load of blah.
age: 33 (Nov 11, 1974)
MEMBER SINCE: February 2003
occupation: Film-maker, Pornographer, Psychic researcher, Space bastard
sign: Trip Hazard
fantasy: Various and lurid
crush: Hels; Aeon Flux; other fictional characters
makes me sad: Almost everything. The world is fucked, life's a bitch, the glass is half empty, etc.
makes me happy: That fucking whore
"There's a spoon in the bathroom but a've nae cause to use it"
Current mood: Tits
Listening to: The chirping of baby birds in our kitchen air vent!
According to Adbusters, it's TV Turn Off Week.

I have no TV, so therefore nothing to turn off, but I applaud it anyway.
Switch yours off and see how much better you feel.
(Although I'd recommend the new Battlestar Galactica, just because it's excellent and not getting enough viewers. Oh, and last week's Doctor Who, with the Daleks and their Pig-men slaves in the Empire State Building, that was fun. And series 3 of Lost is still entertaining, especially that episode with the dead couple that no-one seems to remember.)

Since my last online mutterings, I've been doing the following:
On a fitness/diet regime to lose 2 stone, which seems to be working; I'm achieving this by:
*replacing pizzas with salads (surprisingly easy, but not that satisfying - if only someone could create a pizza consisting entirely of pizza-flavoured lettuce),
*swimming (re-enacting the death throes of a drowning frog),
*cycling (on a clunky 2nd hand bike which for some reason has a Budweiser logo on it and a chain which falls off every 15 minutes),
*reading about current events (which makes me pace up and down for an hour while clenching fists and gnashing teeth... we really are fucked, aren't we...)

Also been writing 3 horror movie scripts at the same time, which is tricky but necessary, as I haven't made anything substantial in ages. Cider, sunshine, and some brilliant new music by Dissolved, Amon Tobin, Cornelius, and Panda Bear has helped. Aiming to make the first of them later this year, and I'll no doubt waffle about it here when things are kicking off...

Since my last proper post (September 06?!), I also went to Berlin and Venice with Hels, who's the best travelling companion (despite her borderline murderous hatred for most of the human race).
We were in Berlin for the never-ending laughter-free spunk-fest that was the Berlin...
Current mood: Tits
Listening to: The chirping of baby birds in our kitchen air vent!
According to Adbusters, it's TV Turn Off Week.

I have no TV, so therefore nothing to turn off, but I applaud it anyway.
Switch yours off and see how much better you feel.
(Although I'd recommend the new Battlestar Galactica, just because it's excellent and not getting enough viewers. Oh, and last week's Doctor Who, with the Daleks and their Pig-men slaves in the Empire State Building, that was fun. And series 3 of Lost is still entertaining, especially that episode with the dead couple that no-one seems to remember.)

Since my last online mutterings, I've been doing the following:
On a fitness/diet regime to lose 2 stone, which seems to be working; I'm achieving this by:
*replacing pizzas with salads (surprisingly easy, but not that satisfying - if only someone could create a pizza consisting entirely of pizza-flavoured lettuce),
*swimming (re-enacting the death throes of a drowning frog),
*cycling (on a clunky 2nd hand bike which for some reason has a Budweiser logo on it and a chain which falls off every 15 minutes),
*reading about current events (which makes me pace up and down for an hour while clenching fists and gnashing teeth... we really are fucked, aren't we...)

Also been writing 3 horror movie scripts at the same time, which is tricky but necessary, as I haven't made anything substantial in ages. Cider, sunshine, and some brilliant new music by Dissolved, Amon Tobin, Cornelius, and Panda Bear has helped. Aiming to make the first of them later this year, and I'll no doubt waffle about it here when things are kicking off...

Since my last proper post (September 06?!), I also went to Berlin and Venice with Hels, who's the best travelling companion (despite her borderline murderous hatred for most of the human race).
We were in Berlin for the never-ending laughter-free spunk-fest that was the Berlin...
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