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Diabolical plotting with Creamy G
traumatron says:
wow, i need to poop! brb!
traumatron says:
ok im done.
Ben says:
Did you remember to wash your hands?
traumatron says:
i did!
Ben says:
Well done, it's like you're a real grown-up now!
traumatron says:
i know. no more pooey keyboard for me.
Ben says:
Remind me enver to let you sue my computer....
Ben says:...
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traumatron says:
wow, i need to poop! brb!
traumatron says:
ok im done.
Ben says:
Did you remember to wash your hands?
traumatron says:
i did!
Ben says:
Well done, it's like you're a real grown-up now!
traumatron says:
i know. no more pooey keyboard for me.
Ben says:
Remind me enver to let you sue my computer....
Ben says:...
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kestrel:
You know that's not going to happen...
It would be pretty pointless, I think they hate me anyway. So burning down their building might not help.
But you're sweet.
It would be pretty pointless, I think they hate me anyway. So burning down their building might not help.
But you're sweet.
creamygoodness:
I deny all of it.
- its raining
- its saturday
- im at work
- my current task is so tedious its making my brain want to escape out my nose
- my legs are wet. uh, from rain.
- missed a mini-meet
+ ichi the killer tonight
+ camden tomorrow
+ my girlfriend is very 'giving' and 'talented'.
SUPER SMASHING 'YOU JAMMY CUNT' UPDATE:
I just got a...
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- its saturday
- im at work
- my current task is so tedious its making my brain want to escape out my nose
- my legs are wet. uh, from rain.
- missed a mini-meet
+ ichi the killer tonight
+ camden tomorrow
+ my girlfriend is very 'giving' and 'talented'.
SUPER SMASHING 'YOU JAMMY CUNT' UPDATE:
I just got a...
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vicky:
Were-hobbit?! I wouldn't say so! Werent you going to model for the male members' calender?! 
vicky:
Furry muff - now why couldn't everyone have seen it that way?! That calender would have been soooo cool! Ah well, i will just have to make up my own male member's calender...in my MIND! 
whoo, time for a little update i suppose. my last comment on my previous journal entry was from nadine, talking about bursting into tears for no reason.
anyone else do this?
can't say im much of a cryer myself, and can remember distinctly about my last few weepy moments. the most recent was watching a documentary about the elephant man. sonds bonkers i know, but...
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anyone else do this?
can't say im much of a cryer myself, and can remember distinctly about my last few weepy moments. the most recent was watching a documentary about the elephant man. sonds bonkers i know, but...
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creamygoodness:
Yes, yes I saw that. You really shouldn't have man.
No no, you really shouldn't have....
No no, you really shouldn't have....
clara:
I manage the way all people manage: forced by circumstance.
Now some people suggest bribing children with candy, but I find they're far more receptive to a combination of liquor, wit, and withholding affection. Watch them flower and grow.
Now some people suggest bribing children with candy, but I find they're far more receptive to a combination of liquor, wit, and withholding affection. Watch them flower and grow.
hahahahahaha!
vol au vents!
hahaha! *cough* haha!
heeeee!
ha ha.
heh.
ooooh dear.
hmmm, hehehe!
vol au vents!
hahaha! *cough* haha!
heeeee!
ha ha.
heh.
ooooh dear.
hmmm, hehehe!
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tubesound:
*gets excited by skip-by*
Coo-Wee *camp wave*
Coo-Wee *camp wave*
nadine:
yeah i'm ok just in one of those girly emotional for no reason moods. (sat in the fucking library crying and i dont know why?!!) 
giant SG members crush tokyo!! rawrrrr
giant SG members crush tokyo!! rawrrrr
traumatron pulls the ol' switcheroo
And oooooh, the towering feeeeeling,
Just to knooooow somehow you are near.
The overpowering feeeeeeeling
That any second you may suddenly appear!
In a stark contrast to yesterdays 'fuck me fuck this fuck you' entry - today i am charlie smiles, for Nics Pavillion set finally went up, which we shot back when the sun still shone. Ahhh.
It occured...
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And oooooh, the towering feeeeeling,
Just to knooooow somehow you are near.
The overpowering feeeeeeeling
That any second you may suddenly appear!
In a stark contrast to yesterdays 'fuck me fuck this fuck you' entry - today i am charlie smiles, for Nics Pavillion set finally went up, which we shot back when the sun still shone. Ahhh.
It occured...
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maxx:
get it tattoed on the bottom of your foot because I'm too chickenshit to...
cousindell:
it twas delightful to meet you sir...yer nutter and hope your not to hungover..i gots the shakes and i cant spell stuff im that bad right now..uuugh
right o im off to giggle myself stoopid lookin at the pics from last night
and hope your not to hungover..i gots the shakes and i cant spell stuff im that bad right now..uuugh
right o im off to giggle myself stoopid lookin at the pics from last night
im afraid there's no laughing today. im a bit gloomy.
today, as far as i was aware, is pay day. it turn out that it is actually pay day on the 28th of this month.
BECAUSE THEY'VE CHANGED IT.
why? i dont know. i wasnt told of this. what i do know is that i have 2.75 in the whole world, that i have no...
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today, as far as i was aware, is pay day. it turn out that it is actually pay day on the 28th of this month.
BECAUSE THEY'VE CHANGED IT.
why? i dont know. i wasnt told of this. what i do know is that i have 2.75 in the whole world, that i have no...
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meatwad:
i not good with names, does he know anyone called Sophie? she used to have dreads but not anymore...quite a few ppl know me there.......even if for the wrong reasons...hehe.
its all good now......
its all good now......
kinto:
You're coming? Damn, just when I was getting used to your ghost 
K
PS: Bling bling is tomorrow for me... well, hopefully
K
PS: Bling bling is tomorrow for me... well, hopefully
things that made me laugh in the last couple of days.
1) Nic using the term 'implausible rescue monkey' whilst sitting through the horror that is Mad Max 3. oh, and the fact that the term 'gulag' is employed when meaning, 'tied to horse with a large papier mache head mask on, riding to your doom in the cruel, cruel desert.'
2) reading a poppy...
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1) Nic using the term 'implausible rescue monkey' whilst sitting through the horror that is Mad Max 3. oh, and the fact that the term 'gulag' is employed when meaning, 'tied to horse with a large papier mache head mask on, riding to your doom in the cruel, cruel desert.'
2) reading a poppy...
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big_dave:
don't wanna worry you or anything, but you're repeating yourself 
And you should see the state of Doc Ock 
even superheroes have off days
[Edited on Jan 21, 2004 9:33AM]
And you should see the state of Doc Ock
even superheroes have off days
[Edited on Jan 21, 2004 9:33AM]
maxx:
now you are my friend.
and in being such, you are responsible for such friendly activities as helping me into alleys to pass out and loaning me basic cooking ingredients.
quiz time!
this week at the office did I:
a) get paid to watch a shot of a man's penis while he urinated.
b) request that they start stocking redbulls so I can be more like traumatron.
c) Answer the phone to find a girl orgasming on the other end.
d) Hassle poopydave about TPS reports because it never stops being funny.
e) all of the above.
and in being such, you are responsible for such friendly activities as helping me into alleys to pass out and loaning me basic cooking ingredients.
quiz time!
this week at the office did I:
a) get paid to watch a shot of a man's penis while he urinated.
b) request that they start stocking redbulls so I can be more like traumatron.
c) Answer the phone to find a girl orgasming on the other end.
d) Hassle poopydave about TPS reports because it never stops being funny.
e) all of the above.
In conference withCreamyGoodness...
traumatron says:
yay, your site is functioning!
traumatron says:
well, sort of.
Ben says:
Ack, sort of?
traumatron says:
no images.
Ben says:
Curse their hide!
traumatron says:
burn their britches!
Ben says:
Spank their monkeys!
traumatron says:
slap their unborn children!
traumatron says:
with a hand - OF JUSTICE!
Ben says:
You're a loose cannon man, I'm not sure...
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traumatron says:
yay, your site is functioning!
traumatron says:
well, sort of.
Ben says:
Ack, sort of?
traumatron says:
no images.
Ben says:
Curse their hide!
traumatron says:
burn their britches!
Ben says:
Spank their monkeys!
traumatron says:
slap their unborn children!
traumatron says:
with a hand - OF JUSTICE!
Ben says:
You're a loose cannon man, I'm not sure...
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antenna:
I know what he does for a job but I'd rather not say. It'll make your hair turn white.
Oh, and he will destroy us all.
Oh, and he will destroy us all.
catcher01:
you made a funny. greetings!
////////4343////rde/4443/////We want your soul
Here's programmes, here's matters, here's Britney, here's Cola
Here's pizza, here's TV, here's some rock and some Rolla
Watch commercials, more commercials, watch Jerry, not Oprah
Buy a better life from the comfort of your sofa
Here's popcorn, here's magazines, here's milkshake, here's blue jeans
here's padded bras, here's long cars, here's football shirts, here's baseball caps
here's live talk shows,...
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Here's programmes, here's matters, here's Britney, here's Cola
Here's pizza, here's TV, here's some rock and some Rolla
Watch commercials, more commercials, watch Jerry, not Oprah
Buy a better life from the comfort of your sofa
Here's popcorn, here's magazines, here's milkshake, here's blue jeans
here's padded bras, here's long cars, here's football shirts, here's baseball caps
here's live talk shows,...
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kestrel:
Wait! You know AND like the Dresden Dolls? You mean I've found someone else that KNOWS who they ARE?! *worship*
uptight:
traumatron said "why did uhuru get a venereal disease? coz william shatner."
was that before or after they wiped the Klingons off of the surface of Uranus?
was that before or after they wiped the Klingons off of the surface of Uranus?
A Christmas Tale, as recounted by Traumatron and Antenna.
fukd and bombd says:
shite. what to do... cant stay here or i'll go mad. my pissed-up sister nearly drowned in a pool of her own vomit last night.
traumatron says:
wow, thats a lot of vomit. is she ok now?
fukd and bombd says:
i think so. it was biggest puke pile i've ever...
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fukd and bombd says:
shite. what to do... cant stay here or i'll go mad. my pissed-up sister nearly drowned in a pool of her own vomit last night.
traumatron says:
wow, thats a lot of vomit. is she ok now?
fukd and bombd says:
i think so. it was biggest puke pile i've ever...
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cheech:
You'd like the John Waters commentaries. Basically everyone from Pink Flamingos, except Crackers, is in Female Trouble, so you kinda get an update on all the folks and places in Baltimore, two years later, and some of 'em he knows up to today.
clara:
The designers of the standard mouse clearly intended to deny our canine friends access to the information superhighway. The poor bastards haven't any thumbs!
The name of Colin:
Literal meaning
"No, look - it moved."
History
Only permitted to be spoken aloud by high priests cleansed by blood before religious liberalisation around 11am, the name Colin was originally used spitefully to refer to licensed manufacturers of swanee-whistles, the endlessly amusing noise-making device, before it escaped to France with the help of sympathisers.
Famous Colins
1. Colin Frote, for a...
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Literal meaning
"No, look - it moved."
History
Only permitted to be spoken aloud by high priests cleansed by blood before religious liberalisation around 11am, the name Colin was originally used spitefully to refer to licensed manufacturers of swanee-whistles, the endlessly amusing noise-making device, before it escaped to France with the help of sympathisers.
Famous Colins
1. Colin Frote, for a...
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partiallyblind:
you don't like Rod Stewart?
[Edited on Dec 23, 2003 10:28AM]
[Edited on Dec 23, 2003 10:28AM]
antenna:
...as I was going to say before you mysteriously disappeared - thanks for that link!
much coolness and cute drawings.
interesting and informative posting by the way... my copy of SEE YOU IN HELL self-destructed as soon as I read it, and I looked up to see Lord Beelzebub eating baby brains and juggling my severed nadgers. Hird / Boonk has my soul now. was there a non-demonic edition?
stairlift-pimping bitch.
much coolness and cute drawings.
interesting and informative posting by the way... my copy of SEE YOU IN HELL self-destructed as soon as I read it, and I looked up to see Lord Beelzebub eating baby brains and juggling my severed nadgers. Hird / Boonk has my soul now. was there a non-demonic edition?
stairlift-pimping bitch.
you're on my list for today