The name of Colin:
Literal meaning
"No, look - it moved."
History
Only permitted to be spoken aloud by high priests cleansed by blood before religious liberalisation around 11am, the name Colin was originally used spitefully to refer to licensed manufacturers of swanee-whistles, the endlessly amusing noise-making device, before it escaped to France with the help of sympathisers.
Famous Colins
1. Colin Frote, for a time, in their own mind, romantically linked with some thing or other;
2. Colin du l'Itching, channeller under supernatural influences of stout boots;
3. I Am Colin Boonk, who could never shake an early association with those funny pirate hats; ghost-writer of Thora Hird's anarchist's handbook and autobiography, SEE YOU IN HELL;
4. Colin du Lonfial, MSc, indifferent to the world's seventh highest-rated episode of Mr Pastry;
5. Inspector Colin Dindymene, first victim of the everlasting trouser;
6. Colin Millington, reputedly trapped for seven days under a fallen monument to the indestructible tortoise; ghost-writer of Yootha Joyce's phenomenally foul-mouthed autobiography, THREE PINTS TODAY, PLEASE;
7. Colin E J Sprewt, haunted by an image of the legendary Source of the Thames;
8. Colin Staplegun, co-writer of INDIANA JONES AND THE LESS THAN CONVINCING CHANGE OF LOCATION; ghost-writer of Albert Pierrepoint's compelling autobiography, FEAR MY MOP;
9. Brigadier-General Colin Quoits-Dufallily, populariser of the quick-burning funeral boat;
10. Colin Nootlooter, aroused by demanding money with menaces.
Typical Colin motto:
"Is this thing on?"
Literal meaning
"No, look - it moved."
History
Only permitted to be spoken aloud by high priests cleansed by blood before religious liberalisation around 11am, the name Colin was originally used spitefully to refer to licensed manufacturers of swanee-whistles, the endlessly amusing noise-making device, before it escaped to France with the help of sympathisers.
Famous Colins
1. Colin Frote, for a time, in their own mind, romantically linked with some thing or other;
2. Colin du l'Itching, channeller under supernatural influences of stout boots;
3. I Am Colin Boonk, who could never shake an early association with those funny pirate hats; ghost-writer of Thora Hird's anarchist's handbook and autobiography, SEE YOU IN HELL;
4. Colin du Lonfial, MSc, indifferent to the world's seventh highest-rated episode of Mr Pastry;
5. Inspector Colin Dindymene, first victim of the everlasting trouser;
6. Colin Millington, reputedly trapped for seven days under a fallen monument to the indestructible tortoise; ghost-writer of Yootha Joyce's phenomenally foul-mouthed autobiography, THREE PINTS TODAY, PLEASE;
7. Colin E J Sprewt, haunted by an image of the legendary Source of the Thames;
8. Colin Staplegun, co-writer of INDIANA JONES AND THE LESS THAN CONVINCING CHANGE OF LOCATION; ghost-writer of Albert Pierrepoint's compelling autobiography, FEAR MY MOP;
9. Brigadier-General Colin Quoits-Dufallily, populariser of the quick-burning funeral boat;
10. Colin Nootlooter, aroused by demanding money with menaces.
Typical Colin motto:
"Is this thing on?"
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[Edited on Dec 23, 2003 10:28AM]
much coolness and cute drawings.
interesting and informative posting by the way... my copy of SEE YOU IN HELL self-destructed as soon as I read it, and I looked up to see Lord Beelzebub eating baby brains and juggling my severed nadgers. Hird / Boonk has my soul now. was there a non-demonic edition?
stairlift-pimping bitch.