therealtexasguy

Ah, good nap buddy. Way to work those snoring lungs!

I'd still be asleep if my fucking upstairs neighbor (who I still haven't met) didn't start walking around in circles in her fucking boots. Jesus, that pissed me off. Fifteen minutes just clomping back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. I ended up turning on the stereo set to this tejano station (she's obviously someone who watches BET, if you catch my drift....afro-american) pretty damn loud, with the bass all the way up just so I knew it'd be heard.

But, alas, I was too awake to drift back off to sleep. Bitch.

Maybe I'll go get something to eat. I do, after all, have my truck back! I love my truck.

MOTHER FUCKING SON OF A COCK SUCKING BITCH WHORE DOUCHE BAG ASS MONKEY FUCKHEAD PIECE OF SHIT ASS CLOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, I'm pissed again! I'm pissed beyond words!

And this time, I am pissed at ONE FUCKING PERSON! ME.

I just spent almost twelve months writing a fucking book, half a joke, half as serious venture that HAS ALREADY BEEN WRITTEN! What kind of a mother fucking idiotic son of a cock gobbling whore AM I???? twelve months I've been working on this thing, on paper and in my head, and it's all for shit because I didn't bother to check if someone else wrote it already (it's an inevitable progression that it'd be written as a joke - yet i didn't think that I wouldn't be the first...).....

.....................................OK, ok, ok, so in all fairness, this book was published just after I first came up with the idea, but still, that's no fucking excuse....and now i've wasted all this time....i still think my version is way cooler and more serious and better, but it's the principal of the thing......................................



Christ almighty, more bad news....Dennis Hopper is going to be in the new George Romero movie....he's the absolute LAST actor I'd want to see in a Romero movie....this is horrible news; the death knell of a movie I was positive couldn't suck....

i'm going to lay in bed and cry myself to sleep...

[Edited on Aug 26, 2004 7:43PM]

How large are your properties? I'm debating renting my house to move into bigger space. And oh yeah, where are they?

oh no...too far from life

my leg itches. i need new body wash that doesnt make my leg itch. damn itchy legs. damn damn damn.

He hasn't responded to my postings from yesterday so we'll see if he leaves me alone now.

You're right, it's not healthy but I'm not mad. I just think this whole thing is retarded. I wish he would have just kept his mouth shut to begin with.

I'm a really nice guy but if someone fucks with me, that's it. All bets are off. I can be very caustic.

Fiberglass on a sweaty back is the worst!

My answer is E.

I'd shoot the bitch and then beat the other guy to death with a bat or some other blunt object.

Thanks. I can't decide if I should fuck with him or ignore him. Half the time I can't even understand what he's writing.

That show does rock. I never get to watch it anymore though.

oh yeah, the question was posed to me the other night why I would love to see my two favorite teams (the San Francisco GIANTS and Chicago CUBS) fight it out for a shot at the World Series. it was asked why this would be good if I loved them both so much.

Frankly, it's because it would be the most enjoyable games of my life. No matter which team did best, I would enjoy every play by both sides; every home run, every stolen base, every good pitch. It'd be like heaven. then, no matter who won (I'm more biased towards the GIANTS by quite a bit, but if they lost I'd want nothing more than for them to lose to the CUBS), it'd still be one of my two favorite teams representing in the World Series (which sucked last year - wow, so the Yankees got there again! note the sarcasm...fuckin' yankees can suck my big hairy donkey balls....). I'd love to see the GIANTS totally hand the Yankee's their asses at the World Series...that would be beyond joy for me...well, if Derek Jeter and Barry Bonds somehow ended up throwing punches, that would kick ass too (but then both teams would lose their best players and the remaining games might not be so interesting...)...fuckin' catch-22s...story of my life....

let's hear it for Maxi...that girls got an ass that just won't quit! holy dear lord!

Oh yeah, THE GIANTS AND CUBS ARE TIED FOR THE WILDCARD SPOT!!!. This could change over time, but it's a good indicator that they'll end up in the play offs for the World Series (they kind of already are - the new Wild Card system is a lot different than earlier years - but I mean the last games that determine who are going to the World Series).



[Edited on Aug 24, 2004 5:42AM]

so i'm watching the most gratuitous sex scene i've ever seen on basic cable. this is more hardcore than some stuff i've seen in x-rated movies (true X rated movies, not XXX). Nip/Tuck fucking rocks. finally a late-night soap opera for shmucks like myself...i love it...i'm buying the DVD box set when it comes out...not for the sex scene, but because this show just kicks ass....leave it to FOX to break every boundry they didn't break yesterday...god I love FOX...now if only they do a live public telecast of Bill O'Reilly hanging himself with an American flag (somehow that seems the perfect, most fitting end to a jingoistic monster like O'Reilly...only O'Reilly could make someone such as myself, a super jinogistic son of a bitch, think of a context in which to use the word 'jingoistic' as a negative)...

No, I haven't done that but you are right about the candy and flowers though. Every guy has done that bit.

I've gone whaling before. I'm not proud of it but I had just gotten off a long hitch offshore and I needed to releave myself.

That's too bad about it being the best time to fish right after I leave. We'll work it out tho.

Look at the shitleonardo47 wrote in my journal. I've never spoken to this dood before and he comes up with this shit. I'm pissed. He doesn't know me at all! Do you think I'm a dilletante?

Which book store and where?

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THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS ARE CURRENTLY NUMBER ONE IN POSITION FOR THE NATIONAL LEAGUE WILD CARD SPOT!!!!!!!!

This means that the only professional sport's team I love has a VERY good chance at the World Series. I have lived my life with the singular hope that I would get a chance to see the Giant's win a World Series (when they played the Series last time I watched every second of every game, and remember everything...it was the best thing I ever fucking saw on television).

These wild card standings change daily, but the Giants have been slowly and steadily climbing straight up to the number one position. Things looked dismal in the beginning, as they always do with the Giants, but, once again, they came from behind and are now at the head of the pack. I would give my left nut to see the Cubs and the Giants in the play offs to see who would represent the National League in the World Series. To this day I absolutely despise the Florida Marlins because they destroyed my only hope of every seeing the Cubs and the Giants in the play offs (not only that; but the Giant's former coach, Dusty Baker, YOU GO BOY!!!!, had just left the Giants for the Cubs....he'd turned the Giants, a pathetic team, and turned them into a World Series team in a matter of years...his first year with the Cubs he did that same thing...so my two favorite teams, at their best, had a chance to play each other in the play offs after switching coaches...I mean, shit...it doesn't get any more intense than that...)

oh, i almost had an orgasm there...sorry...i mean, i hate sports (especially football...ugh, could they have ANY more fucking rules?????), but when it comes to baseball and my beloved Giants (who until very recently in my life were a fucking joke, but I loved them all the more for it) are doing very good these last few years....and, of course, my childhood love the Cubs (i used to be a Little League Cub, and was quite good I might add - I knocked the shit out of the ball everytime and could run like the wind)....I just can't get enough of either team....plus now they have Sosa and Bonds, respectively...jesus, how cool is that. Barry Bonds, who I've loved from the beginning of his career, is about to be home run king of all time...despite the fact that all these pitchers keep walking him...

We are as one my friend! The brother/sisterhood is ours!!!

ok, but you dont seem to understand. a "killer set" wont make any difference, because they dont even want a set yet. there are three stages of the application process, i haven't even made it past the first one, where you just send in any three pictures (web cam pics are totally ok) and fill out that little form (click on the model link up at the top). that's where i'm being rejected. your encouragement is sweet, but kinda misdirected because missy has said herself, if you're rejected three times in the first stage the chances of being accepted are very very very low.

oh, and feel better!!!!! want some yummy soup that my mom made today?

My vacation is from 9/10 to 9/25. I should get into town by the 10th or the 11th. More than likely I will leave from New Orleans as soon as I get off of work. I'm not going to waste anytime going home.

That's good but I want to use my own rod so I can say I've actually used it. Hehehe.