(start rant)
Okay, it's fucking on with my roommate. I'm officially making her life miserable for the next 2 months. She told one of the RAs that I have a tarantula, and they've asked me to remove it. Where the fuck is it going to go? Do they expect me to kill it? Bringing it back to RI will only sentence it to death because like hell my mom will take care of it for me.
I fucking hate her! God for fucking bid I actually have something here at school that makes me entirely happy. Squee is such a good pet. All he does is sit in his cage and walk around occasionally. UGH! She is so going to DIE. She's allowed to do things that are against school policy, but oh no... I do one fucking thing, and she fucking tells on me?
I'm so fucking tired of having to compremise sleep because of her. I'm so sick of her bringing everyone she's ever walked by on the street in here. I'm so tired of her calling up everyone she's ever talked to before to tell them all the same story over and over again. I'm tired of her making me clean the bathroom all the time when all she does is sit on her fat, lazy ass and bitch and complain.
I'm done tolerating shit. I love my Squee, and now I have to give him up for a month because she doesn't like him? Guess who's face wash is getting a healthy dose of oil in it? while i'm at it, I may put some blue hairdye in her laundry detergent and dye all her clothes blue. Next time she sings one of her shitty songs, I will let her know how bad she is at singing. It's over, bitch... You're screwed.
Love,
Sid 
Okay, it's fucking on with my roommate. I'm officially making her life miserable for the next 2 months. She told one of the RAs that I have a tarantula, and they've asked me to remove it. Where the fuck is it going to go? Do they expect me to kill it? Bringing it back to RI will only sentence it to death because like hell my mom will take care of it for me.
I fucking hate her! God for fucking bid I actually have something here at school that makes me entirely happy. Squee is such a good pet. All he does is sit in his cage and walk around occasionally. UGH! She is so going to DIE. She's allowed to do things that are against school policy, but oh no... I do one fucking thing, and she fucking tells on me?
I'm so fucking tired of having to compremise sleep because of her. I'm so sick of her bringing everyone she's ever walked by on the street in here. I'm so tired of her calling up everyone she's ever talked to before to tell them all the same story over and over again. I'm tired of her making me clean the bathroom all the time when all she does is sit on her fat, lazy ass and bitch and complain.
I'm done tolerating shit. I love my Squee, and now I have to give him up for a month because she doesn't like him? Guess who's face wash is getting a healthy dose of oil in it? while i'm at it, I may put some blue hairdye in her laundry detergent and dye all her clothes blue. Next time she sings one of her shitty songs, I will let her know how bad she is at singing. It's over, bitch... You're screwed.
Love,
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nopantsdave:
We could send the SG Hit Squad after her......or maybe the SGLynching Party would be more appropriate....
rumrunner:
you act as the spider slowly luring it's pray into the web sooo ready to grab all the flies on your wall and gobble them allllll up......bone apatete