sid

dear santa,

my journal entries have been super depressing lately. please give me only good things this christmas and good vibes for the new year. i'm tired of being sad and alone. please give me a nice boy i can spend time with and cuddle up with while watching incredibly bad horror movies, I wants me a barrel of floss, I wants me two balls of glue- TO BE MY FRIENDS! And I wants to go dancing NAKED! And I wants... and a chair made 'a cheese, and a table made 'a cheese and a...

uh... sorry. I had a moment there. heh. made me laugh.

well, santa, please consider my wishes. i've been a very good girl this year. i've sat by and did nothing when my boyfriend cheated on me, hell i'm still single... i was strong after my grandmother died this past april, i didn't kill anyone despite the many times i've been screwed over. please help a sister out this christmas. i will leave you extra cookies by the tree, however, I can't guarantee that my cat or dogs won't eat them first.

x0x0,
Sid

P.S. if you get me what i wish for, i will buy you an SG membership so you can see my boobies. thanks santa!