So, I finished my electronic presskit. I fudged the whole thing because I'm not in a band, nor did I feel like making one for a band I knew. I'm an asshole like that. My bio, however, was 10 kinds of awesome:
Sidney was born in a small Kentucky Cabin where she grew up the daughter of a well-known daredevil. At the age of 7, her father's tragic knee-skinning accident inspired her to stay indoors and pick up an instrument known as the cello. The rest is history. Her music is influenced by the great masters such as the Sex Pistols and Bach, as well as modern marvels such as Rasputina and Hanson. Discovered in an Opium den about 4 years ago, Sid has been writing music inspired by her travels as a shark breeder.
Yeah... I was in an odd mood writing that.
Speaking of odd, I am poor, especially after spending so much money on my family's Christmas gifts, so I am selling
something in the SG Sales group.
x0x0,
Sid 
Sidney was born in a small Kentucky Cabin where she grew up the daughter of a well-known daredevil. At the age of 7, her father's tragic knee-skinning accident inspired her to stay indoors and pick up an instrument known as the cello. The rest is history. Her music is influenced by the great masters such as the Sex Pistols and Bach, as well as modern marvels such as Rasputina and Hanson. Discovered in an Opium den about 4 years ago, Sid has been writing music inspired by her travels as a shark breeder.
Yeah... I was in an odd mood writing that.
Speaking of odd, I am poor, especially after spending so much money on my family's Christmas gifts, so I am selling
something in the SG Sales group.
x0x0,
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steaky:
that is an excellent bio 
trills:
Heh, I love it