today i got hit on by this crazy lesbian who talked about her powers of channeling dead people 'growing too fastly' so 'this chick nicole' had to teach the lesbian queen how to control them. when queen herself was 5. (not that i have anything against lesbians, this girl was just really butchy and scary, and addressed other girls as 'man.' ooh and she told us her SECRET HELL'S ANGELS NAME: PANTHER. i couldn't make this shit up.)
also there was a couple practically dry humping eachother on the bus ride home from work. they were about 3 feet away from me. they were dressed like business students. i wanted to at least mess up their pretty coifs. at most, throw them to a lake of hungry pirhanas. no one should be subjected to that mushy sex-in-public-with-clothes-on-shit.
also there was a couple practically dry humping eachother on the bus ride home from work. they were about 3 feet away from me. they were dressed like business students. i wanted to at least mess up their pretty coifs. at most, throw them to a lake of hungry pirhanas. no one should be subjected to that mushy sex-in-public-with-clothes-on-shit.
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lotus:
haha! You're days are so much better than mine!
unique3:
haha..that's so funny! but you're right..who wants to watch that?!