this just in: my dude hates star trek, even when i explain it in a way that is SO fun and accessible.
rinsuicide: note: i like the movie first contact.
gluefarm: i forget how that went
rinsuicide: duh
rinsuicide: the BORG struggle to make first contact with earth
rinsuicide: and fuck earth up
gluefarm: ohhh
rinsuicide: instead of letting earthpeople discover space in the NORMAL way
gluefarm: star trek.
rinsuicide: and so they try to circumvent history's actual course!
rinsuicide: by making everything one big borg amusement park!
rinsuicide: how much fun is that?
gluefarm: LAME
rinsuicide: well, exactly!
rinsuicide: the borg are NO fun
it may be worthy of note that jean-luc picard is one of my favourite bros EVER. he is just so rad, and i definitely rate him #1 in any list of star trek captains.
it is also worthy of note that we had a jumper on granville island! the granville st bridge (for the uninitiated) is 27.4m above granville island, where i work. today me + my work pal were chatting up the security dude we like and he told us!! someone jumped yesterday at 2.30 pm. i was WORKING yesterday at 2.30 pm! i am very sad that no one told me and i didn't even get a chance to go check out the blood spill! erin and i rushed out to figure out where the guy fell (between the keg and the lobster man) but there were no bloody bits left. they didn't even have a coroner's assistant or anyone scoop up the dude's brains; a granville island employee had to do it! yuck!! can you imagine cleaning up the aftermath of a 27.4m fall on concrete?
in other g.i. news: i stole SO many cookies today. the rum balls actually tasted like rum, for once! also, i gave my notice at work. i am ACTUALLY going to be moving in a month! ka-razy!
Even though that is your hand, I was born in the YEAR OF THE COCK so yeah...it just made sense.