just now i decided to update my journal. i wanted to record my thoughts on matters that i felt were important to me, and matters i just wanted to get off my chest. my magnificent surgically-enhanced chest. my thoughts take the form of a one-act play:
JEAN-PAUL ENTERS, STAGE LEFT.
HE TOSSES ASIDE A BUSHEL OF FLOWERS HE HAS BEEN CARRYING. HE LOOKS BEDRAGGLED AND WORN OUT. COLDPLAY'S "YELLOW" IS PIPED FROM THE SOUNDSYSTEM.
JEAN-PAUL: Turn that off! I hate Chris Martin!
VOICE OF GOD: You hate apples.
JEAN-PAUL: No, I have a bushel of flowers right here. I'm totally a salt of the earth type of guy, and nearly vegan. I love apples!
SMELL OF GOD: Is your nose picking that up? That's me, freshly baked apple pie.
JEAN-PAUL: I'm diabetic. is it sugar-free?
TASTE OF GOD: I am cinnamon. I enhance anything and everything. I am omnipotent.
JEAN-PAUL: OK, I'm lost here.
SIGHT OF GOD: Then follow me, and I shall save you.
JEAN-PAUL: You're so soft.
TOUCH OF GOD: I know. You like that, don't you? Mmmm, right there, yes. Mmmm...
NIETSCZHE ENTERS, STAGE RIGHT, AND EXTERMINATES THE ENTIRE CAST. WE ARE DEAD, THOUGH OUR SENSES LIVE ON.
JEAN-PAUL ENTERS, STAGE LEFT.
HE TOSSES ASIDE A BUSHEL OF FLOWERS HE HAS BEEN CARRYING. HE LOOKS BEDRAGGLED AND WORN OUT. COLDPLAY'S "YELLOW" IS PIPED FROM THE SOUNDSYSTEM.
JEAN-PAUL: Turn that off! I hate Chris Martin!
VOICE OF GOD: You hate apples.
JEAN-PAUL: No, I have a bushel of flowers right here. I'm totally a salt of the earth type of guy, and nearly vegan. I love apples!
SMELL OF GOD: Is your nose picking that up? That's me, freshly baked apple pie.
JEAN-PAUL: I'm diabetic. is it sugar-free?
TASTE OF GOD: I am cinnamon. I enhance anything and everything. I am omnipotent.
JEAN-PAUL: OK, I'm lost here.
SIGHT OF GOD: Then follow me, and I shall save you.
JEAN-PAUL: You're so soft.
TOUCH OF GOD: I know. You like that, don't you? Mmmm, right there, yes. Mmmm...
NIETSCZHE ENTERS, STAGE RIGHT, AND EXTERMINATES THE ENTIRE CAST. WE ARE DEAD, THOUGH OUR SENSES LIVE ON.
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