just now i decided to update my journal. i wanted to record my thoughts on matters that i felt were important to me, and matters i just wanted to get off my chest. my magnificent surgically-enhanced chest. my thoughts take the form of a one-act play:
JEAN-PAUL ENTERS, STAGE LEFT.
HE TOSSES ASIDE A BUSHEL OF FLOWERS HE HAS BEEN CARRYING. HE LOOKS BEDRAGGLED AND...
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JEAN-PAUL ENTERS, STAGE LEFT.
HE TOSSES ASIDE A BUSHEL OF FLOWERS HE HAS BEEN CARRYING. HE LOOKS BEDRAGGLED AND...
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why, greetings! say hello to me, goddammit. this is my inaugural address using this impressive Patented Journal Technology....from here on out i hope to religiously keep these precise little diaries that document my exciting, fun-filled life.
six hours ago, i had sex with ashlee simpson.
it was phenomenal.
neither of those last sentences is true. that's the benefit of an inaugural address! i'm just like...
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six hours ago, i had sex with ashlee simpson.
it was phenomenal.
neither of those last sentences is true. that's the benefit of an inaugural address! i'm just like...
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mocha:
i read it.
who wants to have sex with ashlee simpson???
ew.
i read it.
who wants to have sex with ashlee simpson???
ew.
viva las boobas!