I wanna do more pictures! No, I doooo! I'm supposed to be doing a Real Big Time SG PhotoSet but I keep watching Zim instead. Then I order lots of Indian food and fart too much to feel like my sexy bastard self. Gassy in the pants does not a supar hot buttsex0r make.
Plus, how can I ever top my Hopefuls set? Sure it's shot with a crappy camera, with crappy lighting, by a crappy photographer -- but it's got my Slitherin shirt and that's the only sexy outfit I own.
Unless you want my set to consist of me propelling myself across the floor by the power of my farts in a potato sack*, you're going to have to give me some sort of ideas or inspiration. I can't think of anything -- all I can think is that I ought to at least shave my legs and shower.
I probably won't even do that, man! HELP!
*not a terrible idea, actually
Plus, how can I ever top my Hopefuls set? Sure it's shot with a crappy camera, with crappy lighting, by a crappy photographer -- but it's got my Slitherin shirt and that's the only sexy outfit I own.
Unless you want my set to consist of me propelling myself across the floor by the power of my farts in a potato sack*, you're going to have to give me some sort of ideas or inspiration. I can't think of anything -- all I can think is that I ought to at least shave my legs and shower.
I probably won't even do that, man! HELP!
*not a terrible idea, actually
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I think (us) busty girls look hot in a plain white tee and some blue jeans. Through on some pins and do something cute with your hair. You're face is so pretty, too, don't cover it with too much make-up. You'll do great, sugar!
[Edited on Apr 18, 2005 3:50PM]