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kimsalad

Canada

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Saturday Apr 23, 2005

Apr 23, 2005
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ISLANDS ARE SO ANNOYING.

And I am on an island, by the way.

Funny, because when I'm not on an island I really want to go and visit various islands. Islands are great, in concept. And then I get on one and I'm like, "oh, you're just a stupid fucking island, after all."

I want to make a movie about robots.

Robots on drugs, having homosexual robot sex

Random thin people in the background who just keep getting thinner until they dissapear.

When the orgy is through, maybe the 'bots would explode or something. And there would be a moral of some sort.

Maybe "don't do drugs before gay robot sex."

And everything will be a perfect cube. I want to make the world's first film without a shape other than cubes.

My feet are so small.

Get me off this fucking island.
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
badrobot:
You think you have a problem with islands? Welcome to Britain - the middle of nowhere and surrounded by water! mad
Apr 25, 2005
kimsalad:
Ciel: I guess I sort of take my beard for granted.

Scissorhands: holy crap, that's the least sense-making thing I've ever read! I love you!

Summer: Your head is big *in a good way*

poisonboy: in my story, people are pretty much useless and redundant. Kind of like life.

BigFrenchName: Don't I have to be European, or part of some sort of community that isn't a site full of naughty pictures?

pen2k: But at least Britain has like, McDonalds. My island's got a gas station and a bingo hall.
Apr 26, 2005

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