Island Pics. Okay? Okay.
I took a bunch of really bad scenery shots on the boat ride over, but this is basically the only picture that isn't absolute crap.
This was about the first thing I saw on the island. I was like, "oh hells no, not one of these islands with the lame history and quaint local charm." This would not be the kind of Spring Break you see in them girly videos.
One of these little guys was too far out for the tide, so I tried to move it closer to the water. It was holding on to a rock with its little suction legs, so I thought I'd give it a good tug and it would let go. Bad idea. Gooey purple horror, everywhere.
I flipped the rock that crab was under about a dozen times. He was such an ass. After I got a decent shot, I crushed him. Stupid crab.
These are the Japanese gardens. I thought it was amazing, with flower pedals swirling and diving in the wind all around me like fairies. And then I realized how gay that is and I puked a little bit. Not much -- just like, "that's so beau-- *puke* --tiful."
My initial reaction to the deer was, "deer! A deer! A female deer! Deer! A deer of golden deer!" But there are more deer on that island than people, and by the time I left it was more like, "oh fuck off, I'm eating."
This was on my way back home. Why do I look so happy? Because I'm leaving that stupid, lameass, totally creepy, dumb and crappy fucking island.
I'll probably go back next year.
I took a bunch of really bad scenery shots on the boat ride over, but this is basically the only picture that isn't absolute crap.
This was about the first thing I saw on the island. I was like, "oh hells no, not one of these islands with the lame history and quaint local charm." This would not be the kind of Spring Break you see in them girly videos.
One of these little guys was too far out for the tide, so I tried to move it closer to the water. It was holding on to a rock with its little suction legs, so I thought I'd give it a good tug and it would let go. Bad idea. Gooey purple horror, everywhere.
I flipped the rock that crab was under about a dozen times. He was such an ass. After I got a decent shot, I crushed him. Stupid crab.
These are the Japanese gardens. I thought it was amazing, with flower pedals swirling and diving in the wind all around me like fairies. And then I realized how gay that is and I puked a little bit. Not much -- just like, "that's so beau-- *puke* --tiful."
My initial reaction to the deer was, "deer! A deer! A female deer! Deer! A deer of golden deer!" But there are more deer on that island than people, and by the time I left it was more like, "oh fuck off, I'm eating."
This was on my way back home. Why do I look so happy? Because I'm leaving that stupid, lameass, totally creepy, dumb and crappy fucking island.
I'll probably go back next year.
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It's got some sort of historic value but I keep forgeting the details. It was setteld by Japanese, and then we kicked them off during the second world war, and then we made them a garden.
If you're ever there, stop by the Mayne Mast pub for an excuse to vomit their afternoon special: all you can eat/drink ice cream and beer.
and i wish i was dutch and screwing malloreigh but thats a little fantacy of mine.... no reality