and Dad's a cute lil' 
while I'm a slithery snake.
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I got this from my Dad, it's super funny...
LITTLE BILLY ON . . . EATING CANDY:
Little BILLY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and...
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LITTLE BILLY ON . . . EATING CANDY:
Little BILLY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and...
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superdee:
Hey Billy, come here and sit on my lap 
bkwill:
Taylor is a really cool guy, I met him through my friend Dave who is in another band called Spontane that Taylor worked with on a solo project called Tahitti Boy. Taylor has so much talent and growing up with Bobby for a father must have been amazing. Seeing him on stage is awesome. We hung out a few times and he's agreed to come on the radio show when I return to the air next month.
First English class and it bites. The teacher is one of those types that likes to have the upper hand, has to be the authority figure, etc... I can't stand being a subordinate, so I'm all miffed at her. Bitch won't let me be fully registered until she sees my high school transcripts... 
Mr. Ferrety is under the weather. Go tell him to get better,...
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Mr. Ferrety is under the weather. Go tell him to get better,...
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hefaistos:
where is the track suit for my cat?
holy crap i have missed you.
can i order a suit for my fish?
best thing i have read all day:
"FANTASY: to be able to read for days on end without having odd jobs or work to do."
[Edited on Jan 15, 2004 9:16PM]
holy crap i have missed you.
can i order a suit for my fish?
best thing i have read all day:
"FANTASY: to be able to read for days on end without having odd jobs or work to do."
[Edited on Jan 15, 2004 9:16PM]
superdee:
I few power issues I see
Remind me to give you a spanking the next time I see you!
Remind me to give you a spanking the next time I see you!
Wow! My first journal entry here. I said I'd be all over the place, and that's exactly what happened +o)
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tiamat:
awww. i love reading my first entries. the ones where we are all alone and scared in the big scary world of sg. 
lx:
You must have spent a lot of time to get back there. Damn, that was a while ago...
Robbie Robertson's Somewhere Down the Crazy River is one of the most sexiest songs evar.
Umm... yup.
Umm... yup.
dogslife:
You know, I hear people say that, but to me it just sounds like a softporn soundtrack.
fenris23:
Good to know maybe I will look that up.
Ahh... first three classes looked after. Next week I'll start the other two. My prof's so far seem really great; inviting, jovial, an all around good time. I'm especially looking forward to interacting with my Police Fitness teachers. The guy looks like a cop (tall, firm build, mean) but he's incredibly inviting to speak with. I think since the students have stepped up to the...
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anderswolleck:
oh, i was wondering how you knew my friend's dog's name
good luck. her chihuawa (?) is really special
good luck. her chihuawa (?) is really special
angelvanilla:
I haven't gotten my yet either. Have you gotten your loan documents yet? I was told it wouldn't come until like middle of Jan.
You will be able to go, I know a way, i'll let you know, if you need to.
I'll be sporting my bright pink pj's and slippers its soo tacky but cute.
[Edited on Jan 11, 2004 8:02PM]
You will be able to go, I know a way, i'll let you know, if you need to.
I'll be sporting my bright pink pj's and slippers its soo tacky but cute.
[Edited on Jan 11, 2004 8:02PM]
Dumb Laws:
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror....
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In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror....
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margotmeanie:
i wanna go to guam!!!
angelfuck13:
You're so cute! Add me as a pal! 
Well, it seems my Christmas prezies to myself, some new sg goodies, was sent on the first of this month. YaY! So, yeah... trying to be patient. 
Uhoh... the last time my sg merch cost was charged and then given back to me something went wrong with the order. I just checked my mastercard account online and they gave me back my money. I'm scared....
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Uhoh... the last time my sg merch cost was charged and then given back to me something went wrong with the order. I just checked my mastercard account online and they gave me back my money. I'm scared....
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superficial:
i completely love tigers!!! that one was the sweetest ever... he licked my hand, let me rub his belly, and layed down across our laps and tried to take a nap.
sorry, to hear about your sg merch. disaster... i've never ordered anything, so i don't know if that happens regularly.
sorry, to hear about your sg merch. disaster... i've never ordered anything, so i don't know if that happens regularly.
fenris23:
not yet or not ever? not yet is too bad but not ever is a tragedy!
Ahhh.... 2004. Can't say as I feel vast differences. Although, every Jan1 makes me feel like the slate is clean. Now I get to dirty it up again! 
Any resolutions being made? I haven't made any in a couple of years now. Seems I get more accomplished when I don't plan them. I mean, hell, look at what I achieved last year - more excircise,...
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Any resolutions being made? I haven't made any in a couple of years now. Seems I get more accomplished when I don't plan them. I mean, hell, look at what I achieved last year - more excircise,...
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evanx:
Oooh, you keep warm up there! It's snownmg and blowing like crazy down here now!
And what a good friend you are! That breakfast basket sounds delish!
And what a good friend you are! That breakfast basket sounds delish!
bkwill:
Happy New Year to you, hope al is well, my resolution is to fucking have fun, and love life. So far so good.
Peace and Blessings,
Will
..mwha..
xoox
Peace and Blessings,
Will
..mwha..
xoox
Spent the day with my folks messing around town. Bought some mittens and a scarf that's in the pinks to match my new hat. Sweeet. I also found a black corderoy peajacket at the thrift shop. I'd been looking for a jacket like that in every store I could think of for months, but nothing was exactly what I had in mind. Then !BAM! There...
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jackspade:
Flattery will get you anywhere. I'll let you know when get my book of short stories published. But don't hold your breath, because I still need to write most of em first...
Hope your New Years is fun and exciting.
Hope your New Years is fun and exciting.
26oo:
dammit...I wish I'd spent the day messing around with you
Who wants to be as gorgeous as Cherry?
I do! I do!
I posted all the pictures I collected from the SGVan Christmas par-teh.
I do! I do!
I posted all the pictures I collected from the SGVan Christmas par-teh.
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kennyg:
I sent emails through your profile before. Yesterday I sent one through your paypal address. It's just that we now happen to have personal business that shouldn't be handled on our journals.
If it's not convenient to pay non-credit-card right now, take your time.
If it's not convenient to pay non-credit-card right now, take your time.
Christmas time's a-comin'! Christmas time's a-comin'! Christmas time's a-comin'! And I know I'm goin' home... Okay, that doesn't ring entirely true. I live at home, so I don't need to go home. But still...
All shopping is done. All odd jobs are completed. All I need to do now is wrap. YaY! I bought Mom a Royal Doulton vase/soup jug thing on ebay, Tommy jeans...
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All shopping is done. All odd jobs are completed. All I need to do now is wrap. YaY! I bought Mom a Royal Doulton vase/soup jug thing on ebay, Tommy jeans...
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angelvanilla:
Sounds good and stuff. Im going home tomorrow. I hope that you have a Merry Christmas and your dreams and presents come true. 
margotmeanie:
great minds indeed. i drew that this summer. i hope to get it done next month. it's going on the base of my neck. i'm suuper excited about getting it done.
hey, how was the SG van x-mas party? i din't find out until the day after so i didn't get to go.
hey, how was the SG van x-mas party? i din't find out until the day after so i didn't get to go.
in chinese astrology that is
good luck with the lip piercing. i had mine done for awhile. I really liked it.
Yay for money. I really need to get a job cause of my lacking in the $ department.