Hey everyone,
I stumbled across this meme today and just had to share it here because the accuracy is too real.
For anyone who doesn’t live in the Lone Star State, let me paint a picture for you: driving here is an extreme sport where the orange traffic cone is officially the state flower. It feels like the second a highway project finishes, they immediately...
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tali79:
I just seen this meme on my FB. Reminds me of when I was driving through Tennessee years ago. Cones everywhere and no work really getting done
cheekywhisper:
@tali79  Haha, it sounds like Tennessee and Texas share the exact same state flower: the orange traffic cone! 🚧😂

Today is officially dedicated to celebrating lizards. Shout out to all the nature lovers in the community today, especially @chikitina 🦎✨

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cheekywhisper:
@Jozsef Right? Silent, low maintenance, and highly sophisticated. Honestly, humans could learn a thing or two from them!
jozsef:
Oh, absolutely. They're keeping dignity alive as ever more of us abandon the concept.

The self-sabotaging journey continues. Currently on The Antidote: Happiness for People Who Can't Stand Positive Thinking by Oliver Burkeman. I'm only two chapters in and I've already managed to aggressively overthink a casual nod from my neighbor. At this rate, I'll be completely in exile by chapter 5. Tried to fix it by nodding back, but accidentally winked instead, so now I just close all...
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I just checked my stats and we officially hit 100 followers! I wanted to take a quick second to pause and give a massive shout-out to every single one of you who hit that follow button and supported my profile. Your comments and interactions mean the world to me. Thank you all so much for being part of this milestone!

There are two types of people in this world: those who see a snake and calmly call animal control, and those who instantly transform into an Olympic sprinter.I officially belong to the second group.This week, a standard AC service call turned into a high-intensity cardio workout. If anyone happened to look out their window, they would have witnessed me breaking land speed records in full...
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skisby:
About a decade ago I was staying at a friends down in Alabama & was going to help him fix his ac. His dog Daisy, a crazy Jack Russell, wouldn’t let me near the condenser unit & attacked as soon as I got the cover off, a nest of rattlers!! I’m Irish, we don’t do snakes - Similar acrobatics as yourself, but I didn’t go back! Daisy killed the whole lot of them & always got a special treat when I visited after that, but I haven’t been in his yard since!
cheekywhisper:
@skisby  Daisy deserves a lifetime supply of steak for that one! 🥩🐶 An Irish guy facing down a nest of Alabama rattlesnakes sounds like the start of a horror movie. I don’t blame you one bit for never stepping foot back in that yard! 😂
Hey everyone! 🖤
If you’re anything like me, your skin is a canvas, and your brain is constantly buzzing with creative energy. We all know that getting tattooed—and designing tattoos—is a deeply personal, artistic release. It takes patience, a sharp eye for placement, and a love for bold, visual storytelling.
I’ve been finding that exact same artistic high in a pretty unexpected place: Planet Coaster...
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skisby:
Therapy for me, all trauma response!
cheekywhisper:
@skisby  Valid! Nothing cures a trauma response quite like hyper-focusing on a theme park grid for 6 hours straight.
Just wanted to take a quick second to give a huge shoutout to @ALICEBALSEIRO!
She is brand new to the community, super down-to-earth, and already interacting like a pro. Fun fact about her—she grew up training in swimming and can easily lose track of time poolside, which is a pretty awesome background! 🏊♂️
Her debut set countdown is officially ticking down, and we need to...
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cheekywhisper:
@alicebalseiro You are welcome and can't wait to see your journey here unfold and sending you the biggest hug 🌸
cheekywhisper:
@abramantler Same here, man! It’s gonna be a killer set. 👊
@julha
You stand outside against the white, ☀️
A rock-and-roll and striking sight. 🎸
With metal running through your veins, ⚡
Like heavy riffs and guitar strains. 🎶
They call you gata in the sun, 😎
A perfect look for everyone. ✨
A true morena with a smile, 😏
That keeps us staring for a while. 👀
A mix of thrash and beauty clear, 🖤...
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I picked up 'How to Win Friends and Influence People' thinking it would help my social life. I'm only halfway through, and I've already managed to accidentally offend my mailman. At this rate, I'll be completely isolated by chapter 10. Anyone else have self-help books completely backfire on them?

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doncella:
aw that sucks, but could you speak to him and explain or it ended just awkward?
cheekywhisper:
@DONCELLA   It ended pretty awkwardly, so I think my next project is Chapter 3: How to Win Back Your Mailman with Home-Baked Cookies. Wish me luck, because right now he drops the mail and runs!