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I have somehow, through some hot key typo, managed to set my start page to:

http://guess%20what/

There is no such website.
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doctashock:
I like your comment in the "Hilarity..." thread also.

Like I said it is a very complex issue. I just choose to live my life and not get caught up in all that bullshit. If I got upset everytime somebody said something stupid or insensitve (either maliciously or just out of plain ignorance), I'd be walking around pissed off all the fucking time. So I just let it slide most of the time.

Nice pics of the fam be the way too.
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In case you were wondering, vacuuming up candles is not good for the vacuum cleaner.
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maxx:
was it lit?
elfin:
if you vaccuum up popcorn kernals, they'll pop, though... I learned that in college....
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Infants:

-Spastic motor control
-Horrific, incomprehensible noises
-Grostesque facial expressions
-Indifference to surroundings or subtle stimulus
-Single minded persuit of human based sutstanence
-Pallid complexion and skin discorporeality

Sound familiar? Sounds like, maybe...

Zombies

I think I'm onto something here.
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phoebus:
Just wanted to say I enjoyed reading your points in the slave reparations thread. You've got retorts that sometimes border on painfuly sharp, but I generally walk away learning something new and different from your discussions. Thanks. smile
vastad:
amusing....

you forget the banana-and-cappucino-milkshake baby poop.

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seeing as their diet is mostly mother's milk, I can understand how when whites first began having diplomatic and trade relations with Japan, a culture that did NOT drink milk, that us gaijin smelled pretty bad.

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somehow this has something to do with baby poop....

[Edited on Feb 02, 2004 5:12AM]
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So it has recently come to my attention that many educated worldly people seem to have missed a few of lifes most basic lessons. Here is a refresher:

If you try to take something back to a store without a receipt, you will not get a refund. Not even if youre white and well dressed and have lots of precious metal charge cards. If you...
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scopitone6248:
I don't know...being white and well dressed has got me pretty damn far in life. Not to mention the light hair and blue eyes. Not to mention the precious metal charge cards biggrin
vastad:
You've been mingling with lesser mortals again haven't you?

Well...you ARE smart enough to realise what happens when you do....

Just not smart enough to learn from it...



wink tongue
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I am now medically cleared to get laid again.

I've got some catching up to do.
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ghettoblaster:
Just pointing out that you start to spell poorly when you get mad. I imagine you frustrated, banging out quick unedited responses on your keyboard in a frenzy.
It makes me feel like I know you! smile

BTW, you are almost always right, which makes this even funnier.
ghettoblaster:
Aww, no way! Whos the munchkin?
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And God said let there be Ro-Tel dip.

And it was good.

Happy New Year you degenerate bastards.
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jj_r0x0rz:
degenerate bastards...what in the blazes....*shurgs*

what's goin on ehh ehhh?
citrus:
i don't know if you're a vegetarian or not, but rotel other stuff is really terrific, too.
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And now, a word from Mr. Kurtis Blow.


Don't you give me all that jive
About things you wrote before I'se alive
'Cause this 'aint 1823
'Aint even 1970
'Cause I'm the guy named Kurtis Blow
And Christmas is one thing I know
So every year just about this time
I celebrate it, with a rhyme

Gonna shake it
Gonna bake it
Gonna make it...
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nescafe:
i am very much curious as to where you've been and what languages you speak.

and the blade line was quite good. i was so terrified i almost forgot about the advent of gunpowder...

but i guess since we're shifting time and transporting me to feudal japan anyway it probably won't matter.

you don't think flux would avenge me huh?
nescafe:
s5 just closed the thread. frown

maybe be flux would be my second then... cuz only suicide can wipe away the dishonor of trolling a thread to death.
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Etiquette question:

Suppose, for the sake of argument, an old friend has reappeared on the radar through the grapevine. That is, someone you know has run into someone theyre in touch with, blah blah blah.

Ordinarily you'd drop them a note, or call or what have you, right?

Unfortunately, this person is a man.

She didn't used to be.

How do you start that E...
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spacepod:
*spreads xmas joy or something like that. surreal

i second the making out option.
vastad:
My advice:

Say hello - phone or face-to-face, tell him you've heard about the change and you want to hear all about it, so how about coffee, right now, my treat. Because I know you're deadly curious, open-minded and you are also very fair. I think you're one of those people who can generally get their intellect and their heart to cooperate very well.


oh and...

God Jul och Gott Nytt Ar.

(Merry X'mas and a Happy New Year in Swedish).
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Drama, drama, drama.

My ears are burning.
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mike11:
Hahaha. biggrin
ferret:
once again, thank you. i really don't know how you do it. i'm so done with it all, after bbs bs, usenet, then mailing lists. now i barely bother. but it's good to see you doing it so well. of course, it still doesn't seem to make a difference - it's as if people don't even read your posts before blah blah blahing themselves deeper into their holes.

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Thanks for the kind words everyone.

And in other news: Giant, preternaturally round boobs! smile
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tarbaby:
i just found the most pertinent blurb:


Hip-hop singer Lauryn Hill accused Catholic Church leaders of "moral corruption, exploitation and abuse" during a performance at a Christmas concert at the Vatican.

Moral corruption, exploitation and abuse sounds similar to what weve read occurs behind the scenes, more often than not, in the hip-hop industry. Rapes, shootings, degradation of women (especially black women); you know the drill.

But then again, if hip-hop was booked at the Vatican, Lauryn may have a point.

of course, to add that to the thread would only fan the flames!

*edited because i ended up getting irritated and posting it*


[Edited on Dec 17, 2003 1:42PM]
tarbaby:
you can deny my friend request if you want. i won't cry or anything.... tongue