And now, a word from Mr. Kurtis Blow.
Don't you give me all that jive
About things you wrote before I'se alive
'Cause this 'aint 1823
'Aint even 1970
'Cause I'm the guy named Kurtis Blow
And Christmas is one thing I know
So every year just about this time
I celebrate it, with a rhyme
Gonna shake it
Gonna bake it
Gonna make it
Good
Gonna rock, shock jock it
Through your neighborhood
Gonna read it gonna sing it
'Till its understood
My rappin' 'bout to handle
Like a knee you were slappin'
Or a toe you be tappin'
On a hunk of wood
Bout a red suited dude
With a friendly attitude
And a sleigh full of goodies
For the people on the block
Got a long white beard
Maybe looks kind of weird
And if you ever see him he could give you quite a shock
Don't you give me all that jive
About things you wrote before I'se alive
'Cause this 'aint 1823
'Aint even 1970
'Cause I'm the guy named Kurtis Blow
And Christmas is one thing I know
So every year just about this time
I celebrate it, with a rhyme
Gonna shake it
Gonna bake it
Gonna make it
Good
Gonna rock, shock jock it
Through your neighborhood
Gonna read it gonna sing it
'Till its understood
My rappin' 'bout to handle
Like a knee you were slappin'
Or a toe you be tappin'
On a hunk of wood
Bout a red suited dude
With a friendly attitude
And a sleigh full of goodies
For the people on the block
Got a long white beard
Maybe looks kind of weird
And if you ever see him he could give you quite a shock
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and the blade line was quite good. i was so terrified i almost forgot about the advent of gunpowder...
but i guess since we're shifting time and transporting me to feudal japan anyway it probably won't matter.
you don't think flux would avenge me huh?
maybe be flux would be my second then... cuz only suicide can wipe away the dishonor of trolling a thread to death.