todays random urge
i really wanna see some midget dood baning some crusty old homeless broad over a bus stop bench whilst standing on her knocked over shopping cart with soda cans all over the ground and her nasty semen stained dress pushed up over her pock marred head with nothing but 60 year old ass and track marked arms waving about....
ohh and another thing..
ive decided we should have a "National Bite the Bullet Day"
on this day you have to admit something horrible that youve done to or thought about one of your friends.. you know the kind of day that life long feuds start over...
"im sorry ben I FUCKED YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING LAST NIGHT..."
yep id get a real kick out of that... and id really like it if some of the people that fucked me over and i know they did would just fess up to it... that would be nice too..
/rantoff
i really wanna see some midget dood baning some crusty old homeless broad over a bus stop bench whilst standing on her knocked over shopping cart with soda cans all over the ground and her nasty semen stained dress pushed up over her pock marred head with nothing but 60 year old ass and track marked arms waving about....
ohh and another thing..
ive decided we should have a "National Bite the Bullet Day"
on this day you have to admit something horrible that youve done to or thought about one of your friends.. you know the kind of day that life long feuds start over...
"im sorry ben I FUCKED YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING LAST NIGHT..."
yep id get a real kick out of that... and id really like it if some of the people that fucked me over and i know they did would just fess up to it... that would be nice too..
/rantoff
Meh, sooner or later most of the people you kow will go through AA and come 'round to apologize. It's one of their steps.
Life long feuds are so over-rated.